Short Funny Rhyming Poems

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There are funny poems all over this website relating to specific categories, examples: Birthdays, Christmas, Red Hat Society etc
Here are some of my favorite funny rhyming poems which are very short

Candy is dandy
But liquor is quicker

Ogden Nash

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How Long Have Fleas Been Around

Adam
Had 'em

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Ode to Goldfish

O
Wet
Pet

Gyles Brandreth

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Click to see lots more Funny Poems on my blog. And for some more from my blog, click here Short Funny Rhyming Poems About Getting Old



If you are sensitive, don't click on the links to the ones indicated to be naughty, though they are probably acceptable to most people. You can decide whether you are more sensitive than most people

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