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Everyone
I've been writing verses
For 60 years...phew!
And d'yer know why I did it?
T'was especially for you
Jon Bratton
60th Birthday Rhymes
for those turning sixty
Remembering you on this special day
In the nicest fondest way
Wishing you a wonderful time
Here's hoping your 60th is sublime
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This card and gift is sent to you
To wish you a happy 60th and good luck too
I hope in the future the sun shines bright
And that everything work out just right
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60th birthday material tends to be about the "growing old" process. If you want something different...gentler..more serious... may I suggest you look in the general birthday sections. Find the ideal one and add 60th birthday to it. Here's a bunch of©Wrinkinsults© Jon Bratton.
First published 20.45 GMT on 14th January 2013
These are intended to be used for your contemporaries, who will likely share the humor. If you're still fresh faced use these with caution. Wrinkly wrath can be hazardous to health...and wealth!
Of all the things that you've lost,
I bet you miss your mind the most.
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60th Birthday Rhymes
Yes, you're very very old
But try to think of it as not being cursed
After all, in a hostage situation
You'd be released first!
Jon Bratton © 2012
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Being vintage like a fine wine
Should make you proud of being old
And being mature like a cheese
Certainly explains the mould!
Fester on undaunted into your 7th decade
Jon Bratton © 2012
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60th Birthday Rhymes to wrinkinsult your contemporaries!! Like this, for example
Happy 60th Birthday, good buddy.
How are you dealing with your awful debility,
lessened utility and loss of mobility?
There's a strong possibility, indeed a probability
That you'll lose your virility and your desirability.
And this liability of total sterility will lead to hostility
And a sense of futility
So, today, act with agility while you still have facility,
For you'll soon reach senility and lose the ability.
No really
There's no need to thank me.
What are friends for?
Adapted by Jon Bratton © 2013
but just nicked really from Tom Lehrer
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My goodness, you're 60 already, already
Time is a thief
But still, you're only as old as your tongue
And a little bit older than your teeth
Have a wonderful birthday
Jon Bratton © 2012
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Six decades on, and you’re still ticking
Not even in sight is that bucket for kicking
(You continue to give life a whirl
Have a wonderful day, Sexagenarian Birthday Girl)
(Having you around, brings so much joy
Have a wonderful day, Sexagenarian Birthday Boy)
Whoopee Do
Sexy Sexagenarian, you
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Congratulations on turning 60
Now you can wear what you like
No one cares, and more particularly
You're fine telling 'em 'Take a hike'
Jon Bratton © 2012
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It's a good thing wrinkles don't start 'til you're 50ish.
So, wrinkles, then Happy 60th, and then
Just think, you'll be 70
In just those short years, numbering ten
Jon Bratton © 2012
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60th Birthday Rhymes
On your birthday today, don't
Look up 'Life Expectancy' coz I suspect
As you've reached 60, you want to be happy,
Trust me, you'll be depressed.
Jon Bratton © 2012
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Don't be pessimistic
Because, today, the sun hasn't shone
It probably won't next year
And you'll then be 61
Jon Bratton © 2012
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You won't now tell people you're in your 60's
Indeed, you'll have to pretend, no end
That you're close to being 70
Let me be the first to agree, old friend
You are soooo 70
Happy Birthday
Jon Bratton © 2012
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You really must stop acting
Like a 20-year-old, gold plated
In a midlife crisis
You just graduated
Happy 60th
Jon Bratton © 2012
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60th Birthday Rhymes
Here's 6 poems that could be used for 40, 50 or 60
Now that you're 60,
You'll develop a leaning
Towards looking forward
To a delightfully dull evening
Now that you're 60,
You'll find this to be true
Your back will go out
More than you do.
Now you're 60 that gleam in your eyes
Won't be from a bout of sex
But more likely the sun hitting
Your bi-focal specs.
Now that you're 60
Here's the chore
You know all the answers, but..
No-one asks you, anymore.
Now that you're 60
It's a bit of a caper
Your arms are too short
To read the newspaper.
Now that you're 60
I expect you're like me
You can't remember when last you laid
On the floor, to watch TV.
Jon Bratton © 2005
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Don't think of 60 as ten years older than 50.
Think of it as only 1 year older than 59
Go ahead, as it's your birthday
Delusion, today, is just fine
Enjoy
It's a good employ
Jon Bratton © 2012
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Congratulations!
If I may be so bold
Only 40 years to go
Before you're a century old
Just saying
Jon Bratton © 2012
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Funny 60th Birthday Salutation
If age was temperature,
You'd be getting hotter
Happy 60th degree
You, hot shotter
Jon Bratton © 2012
Maybe you want to say something meaningful so here's some serious and sincere 60th birthday wishes.
Your 60 years of living have been a great blessing to your family and friends, and our lives are all enriched because of our getting to know you. We're wishing you a great 60th birthday!
Have the best birthday you have had in your amazing life. You are an amazing 60-year-old. Happy 60th!
I'm wishing you a great 60th full of all the things that you are still wanting to experience. Have fun with the next decade.
You have at least 60 things to be grateful for, and I have one at least one... You.
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60th Birthday Rhymes
These are little witty remarks you can use for a 60th birthday speech or toast. Feel free to edit these to make them work more smoothly and fit your 60-year-old friend.
If time speeds up as you get older, you're going at least 60 miles per hour!
Goodbye full price. Hello senior citizen discounts!
60 is really only 40 in metric time.
Age is just a number, and yours just starts with a 6 now!
At 60, you have the combined wisdom of 6 10-year-olds, the intelligence of 3 20-year-olds, the wit of 2 30-year-olds, and the memory of 60 1-year-olds.
A man in his 50s brags about his net worth. A man in his 60s brags about the fish in his net.
At 60 you shouldn't stay in the bath or shower too long. The wrinkles might stay.
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60th Birthday Poems
A poem is a great way to wish someone a birthday, so here are a couple examples of 60th birthday poems you can use. Try to write your own, or you can add some specific details to these to create a personalized 60th poem.
60th Birthday Toast Poem
You made it to a magical age
Everything gets even more fun
Turn 60 and turn a new page
The worries of your 50's are done
Now it's time to live life your way
And love those you love most
This is a milestone 60th birthday
And this poem is your 60th toast
Inspirational 60th Birthday Poem
Time is on your side when you're young
When you hit sixty, time is on your belly
You haven't climbed to the highest rung
But your legs may still feel like jelly
Heaven may be around the corner for you
But great things still await for a 60 year old
There's plenty more things for you to do
Move forward with an attitude that's bold
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60th Birthday Rhymes
On your 60th, here's something philosophical
To give the old grey matter a stir
How old would you be
If you didn't know how old you were?
Jon Bratton © 2012
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60th Birthday Rhymes
Here's a greeting on your 60th birthday
For a very happy day
And then a year that brings the best
Of everything your way.
Enjoy your special day!
Party Hearty, Like a 40 year old!
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You're 60
But honestly it doesn't show
Mind you, you reached the age of consent
About 50,000 consents ago!!
Jon Bratton 2012
(ably assisted by the consenting Shelley Winters)
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60th Birthday Rhymes
True Friends are the bacon bits
In the salad bowl of life. How true
I read that and straight away,
My thoughts turned to you
And especially today on your 60th
These special wishes I send
Have a really wonderful birthday
My special "bacon flavored" friend
Jon Bratton 2012
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60th Birthday Rhymes
At 60 you've seen it all
And undoubtedly done it all.
The trouble is, most of it
You simply can't recall
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Consider this on your birthday
You've got life's struggle beaten
For 60 years you've ate
And avoided being eaten
Jon Bratton 2012
(ably assisted by Logan Pearsall Smith)
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60th Birthday Rhymes
60th Birthday wishes to you today
Hope wonderful sentiments come your way
May you have success in whatever next you do
May your 'silver' years sparkle, like you
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60th Birthday Rhymes
For 60 you often still look young
Not quite so, in other cases
You're definitely still very young at heart
But verrry old in a few odd places
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You’re always very special
And, on your 60th, you should know today
That you are wished the nicest things
That life can bring your way
Like warm and loving wishes
And happiness and cheer
And everything you need to start
Another happy year!
(And 7th Decade! Go for it girl/boy!!)
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80th, 70th or 60th Birthday Rhymes are usually about the ageing process
There's quite an art to falling apart
As the years go by,
And life doesn't begin at 40.
We both know that's a lie.
Our hair's getting thinner,
But our waists are not
The few teeth we have
Are beginning to rot.
We smell of Vick's Vapourub,
Not Chanel Number 5
Our doggedness is the only thing
That's keeping us alive.
When asked of our past,
Every detail we'll know,
Except what we were doing
Just 10 minutes ago?
Well, you get the idea,
What more can I say?
Why not read the obituaries
Like you do every day
If your name's not there,
You'll once again start
Perfecting the art
Of falling apart
I'm able to say this
As an old friend, to you
A very, very old friend
Who's falling apart too
Despite only having half a heart left
These birthday wishes I send
Not at all half heartedly
All the very best, my dear old friend
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A little bit of magic I'm sending you today
For wishes that your 60th is superb in every way
You are a lovely person who I'm proud to know
You've got another 40 years to glow, flow and grow
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To stay young, you should remember the past
That, they say, is the trick
But when very few brain cells remain
It's hard to get nostalgic
But a good thing about Alzheimers
I've heard people say
Is at least you get to meet
Brand new people every day
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I know you're holding on to youth
As very best you can
But when did your wild oats
Turn to prune juice and all-bran?
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60th Birthday Rhymes
When young, you were fit but muddled
But now, as a 60 year old fart
You've, at last, got your head together,
But your body's falling apart.
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Happy 60th
Party with as much gusto
As you can musto
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Because today, your 60th, is so special
It really wouldn't do,
To send one simple birthday wish
To last the whole year through
So this wishes happy moments,
A day when dreams come true,
And a year that's filled with all the things
That mean the most to you.
Happy 60th Birthday, dear (Audrey)
Party Hearty
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For your amusement on your 60th
Here's a little Alan Bennett ditty
Here I sit, alone at 60,
Bald and fat and full of sin
Cold the seat, and loud the cistern
As I read the (Harpic) (Lysol) tin
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On your Sixtieth birthday
May you have fabulous fun;
Truthfully I’d like to say
You look like you’re 21
...err 51
That you won’t exceed your century
There’s no reason nor rhyme
As you're still full of love and life
Indeed, fast approaching your prime
Have a great day!
Maggie-May 2011
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You would have thought by now
Six decades down the line;
Your insides would be pickled
With all that beer, shorts and wine
So come on down and let's have a day
When you show me what you can do;
It'll be on the house, I'll settle the bill
A very happy 60th Birthday to you!
Maggie-May 2011
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