60th Birthday Rhymes

60th Birthday Rhymes, the web page that brings you Happy, funny, short, romantic, hilarious, humorous, sweet poems, verses, ditties relating to the celebration of reaching the big Six-0 which are suitable for inclusion in a card, a text, a toast or a roast

Of all the things that you've lost,
I bet you miss your mind the most.

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At 60 you've seen it all
And undoubtedly done it all.
The trouble is, most of it
You simply can't recall

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For 60 you often still look young
Not quite so, in other cases
You're definitely still very young at heart
But verrry old in a few odd places

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To stay young, you should remember the past
That, they say, is the trick
But when very few brain cells remain
It's hard to get nostalgic
But a good thing about Alzheimers
I've heard people say
Is at least you get to meet
Brand new people every day

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I know you're holding on to youth
As very best you can
But when did your wild oats
Turn to prune juice and all-bran?

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When young, you were fit but muddled
But now, as a 60 year old fart
You've, at last, got your head together,
But your body's falling apart.

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Happy 60th
Party with as much gusto
As you can musto

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