I've been writing verses
For 60 years...phew!
And d'yer know why I did it?
T'was especially for you
Halloween is coming soon
So grab your mask or your broom
On Friday night before The Game
We’ll drink some beers and raise some cane
Come dressed as anything you want
A rock star, Jedi, or debutante
The party begins at 7 o’clock
So put on your boogie shoes and get ready to rock
Eat, drink and be scary.
Hey-how for Hallowe'en!
A' the witches tae be seen,
Some are black, an' some green,
Hey-how for Hallwe'en.
I'll bet living in a nudist colony takes all the fun out of Halloween.
Welcome to this free hallowe'en verses, poems, quotes, jokes page which brings you a few spook-tacularly scary halloween rhymes containing halloween poetry which is spooky creepy and scarey about witches, ghosts, spiders, bats horror, graveyard, vampire, skeleton, monster, tombstones. They can be used as party invites or for greeting cards
Halloween Poems, Quotes and Jokes
Witch joke is the funniest?
How do you make a witch itch?
Take away her W!
What do you call a nervous witch
What is the problem with twin witches?
You never know which witch is which!
What goes cackle cackle bonk?
A witch laughing her head off.
Why did the witch keep turning into Mickey Mouse?
She was having Disney spells.
What do you get if you put a witch in the freezer?
A cold spell.
How does a witch tell the time?
She looks at her witch-watch!
What happened to the witch with an upside-down nose?
Every time she sneezed her hat blew off!
What do you call two witches sharing an apartment?
What does a witch order in a hotel?
What does a witch get if she isn't a good traveller?
What do you get if you cross a witch with a millionaire?
A very witch person.
What do witches put on their hair?
How do you stop infection from witch bites?
Don't bite any witches.
What do witches race on?
What do you call a witch's garage?
A broom closet.
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
What did the witch do when her broomstick broke?
Why don't angry witches ride their brooms?
They're afraid of flying off the handle.
What makes more noise than an angry witch?
Two angry witches.
What do you call a witch with a forehead scar and glasses
And if Harry married Hermione?
A witch hitch
That's all the Halloween Poems Jokes except for this:
A witch at the beach is called a sand-witch
But a chicken sandwich, obviously
Is one who likes the sand
But is scared of the sea
Here's an Example of Poems Wot We Got For The Kids
O my God
What is that?
It's soooo scary
And getting scarier
By the second.. minute
This poem is a witch's hat
Jon Bratton © 2010
To see this and more
Halloween is mainly for the littlies so here's an example of the work of Children's writer Paul Perro
Halloween is a fun night
With lots of things to see.
There are black cats,
And giant bats,
Let's take a look, shall we?
He then has rhymes for vampires, witches, skeletons, ghosts, zombies and so. Hop on your broom and make a scary flying visit to his spider's website
Margmax, on her blog,
has this Halloween party invite example
Halloween is party time a chance to have some spooky fun
So dress up in your costumes at the setting of the sun
Join me in a night of trick or treat
Ending with some weird but good things to eat
..write for the occasion
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