Christmas Verses Poems
Christmas Comedy Verses, Poems
Welcome to our free online Christmas verses poems greetings, wishes printable pageThese verses, poems are free to use. Merry Christmas Christmas Verses, Poems, Wishes, Greetings, Quotes,
May the joy and peace of Christmas be with you today and always
Christmas Verses Poems- Verse #2
Let us keep Christmas, holding it close to our hearts... for its meaning never ends and its spirit is the warmth and joy of remembering friends... Merry Christmas and Every happiness in the New Year
Christmas Verses Poems- Verse #3
Though we're apart You're in my heart This Christmas ...and always
Christmas Verses Poems- Verse #4
Here's to a stress free Christmas May your Christmas lights work.. ...first time
Christmas Verses Poems- Verse #5
May your presents be many And your troubles be few Merry Christmas
Christmas Verses Poems- Verse #6
There is no time more fitting to say Thank You and to wish you a Happy Christmas and a New Year of health, happiness and prosperity
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Christmas Verses Poems- Verse #7
Season's Greetings and Best Wishes for all the days of the coming year
Christmas Verses Poems- Verse #8
This Christmas may you join the angels rejoicing the shepherds in believing The wise men in seeking and The lads down the pub
With warmest thoughts and best wishes for a wonderful Christmas and a Happy New Year
Christmas Verses Poems- Verse #9
Christmas to us means a special occasion when we can express our sincere thanks to those whose friendship we cherish. May you have a wonderful, joyous time
Christmas Verses Poems- Verse #10 Our Best Wishes for a joyous Christmas
Christmas Verses Poems- Verse #11
May your Christmas be wrapped in Joy and filled with Love Best Wishes for Peace, Health and Happiness throughout the coming year.

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May Santa bring you happiness, Good health, friends ... ....and a winning lottery ticket.
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Love, Joy and Peace Today, Tomorrow and Always
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May your celebrations be merry Your heart be light Your Christmas happy Your Season bright
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Hope you'll be delighted With all that Christmas has in store And may you find the New Year Brings all you're hoping for
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May your Christmas be wrapped in happiness .....and tied with love
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...and here's some personalised Christmas verses, poems
If Santa was.... If Santa was a (surname) Cockney an Ozzie Californian Liverpudlian from Anytown etc
If Santa was a (New Yorker) He'd be a builder on the side Because chimneys are very narrow And Santa's very wide
Overnight, there would appear A big hole in your roof And you'd know that Santa did it But you wouldn't have the proof
In January, S. Claus Roofing Contractors Would take your remaining money While you saved up for the arrival Of the Geordie Easter Bunny
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If Santa was a (Durham lad) There'd be money to be made Getting a Christmas single In the hit parade
With a waistline just like Meatloaf's And a beard like ZZ Top's He'd have the perfect image To make Top of the Pops
And you'd have to get his record Cos' if it wasn't on your list You'd find on Christmas morning You'd been accidently missed
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If Santa was (as shrewd as you) He'd take a royalty share Of the billions of Santa cards Published every year
He'd be bigger than Walt Disney And Spielberg put together He'd move to a tax haven And enjoy the better weather
And if you expected him to visit you You'd have to save up all the Summer House calls are expensive Have you ever called a plumber?
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If Santa was a (Techie) He'd suss out there's no way To visit 300 million homes In a reindeer powered sleigh
He'd use the latest technology To get his deliveries done In time to have a pint or two And a bit of Christmas fun
The reindeers would be his pit stop crew He'd drive a Benetton And all Summer long he'd make extra dosh Winning Formula One
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If Santa was a (Chav) He'd join the dole queue Because apart from Christmas deliveries He's got nothing else to do
But he wouldn't put his feet up And watch daytime TV He'd find himself an "earner" Strictly cash - no VAT
As he's got a reindeer farm He'd probably be found On a barrow, flogging cheap deer burgers Outside the football ground
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