Christmas Verses Poems
but, first...
Welcome
Everyone
I've been writing verses
For 60 years...phew!
And d'yer know why I did it?
T'was especially for you
Jon Bratton
Welcome to our free online Christmas verses poems greetings, wishes printable page. These are free to use. Merry Christmas
May the joy and
peace of Christmas
be with you today
and always
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Verse #2
Let us keep Christmas,
holding it close to our hearts...
for its meaning never ends
and its spirit is the warmth and joy
of remembering friends...
Merry Christmas
and
Every happiness in the New Year
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Verse #3
Though we're apart
You're in my heart
This Christmas
...and always
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Christmas Verses #4
Here's to a stress free Christmas
May your Christmas lights work..
...first time
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Verse #5
May your presents be many
And your troubles be few
Merry Christmas
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Christmas Verses Poems- Verse #6
There is no time
more fitting to say
Thank You
and to wish you a
Happy Christmas
and a New Year
of health, happiness
and prosperity
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Christmas Poems- Verse #7
Season's
Greetings
and
Best Wishes
for all the days
of the
coming year
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Christmas Verses Poems- Verse #8
This Christmas may you join
the angels rejoicing
the shepherds in believing
The wise men in seeking
and
The lads down the pub
With
warmest thoughts and
best wishes for a
wonderful Christmas and
a
Happy New Year
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Christmas Verses Poems- Verse #9
Christmas
to us means a special occasion
when we can express our sincere thanks
to those whose friendship we cherish.
May you have a wonderful, joyous time
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Christmas Verses Poems- Verse #10
Our Best Wishes
for a joyous
Christmas
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Christmas Verses Poems- Verse #11
May your Christmas
be wrapped in Joy
and filled with Love
Best Wishes for
Peace, Health
and Happiness
throughout the coming year.
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May Santa bring you happiness,
Good health, friends ...
....and a winning lottery ticket.
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Love, Joy and Peace
Today, Tomorrow and Always
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May your celebrations be merry
Your heart be light
Your Christmas happy
Your Season bright
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Hope you'll be delighted
With all that Christmas has in store
And may you find the New Year
Brings all you're hoping for
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May your Christmas
be wrapped in happiness
.....and tied with love
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Here's some personalised Christmas verses, poems
If Santa was....
If Santa was
a (surname)
Cockney
an Ozzie
Californian
Liverpudlian
from Anytown
etc
If Santa was a (New Yorker)
He'd be a builder on the side
Because chimneys are very narrow
And Santa's very wide
Overnight, there would appear
A big hole in your roof
And you'd know that Santa did it
But you wouldn't have the proof
In January, S. Claus Roofing Contractors
Would take your remaining money
While you saved up for the arrival
Of the Geordie Easter Bunny
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If Santa was a (Durham lad)
There'd be money to be made
Getting a Christmas single
In the hit parade
With a waistline just like Meatloaf's
And a beard like ZZ Top's
He'd have the perfect image
To make Top of the Pops
And you'd have to get his record
Cos' if it wasn't on your list
You'd find on Christmas morning
You'd been accidently missed
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If Santa was (as shrewd as you)
He'd take a royalty share
Of the billions of Santa cards
Published every year
He'd be bigger than Walt Disney
And Spielberg put together
He'd move to a tax haven
And enjoy the better weather
And if you expected him to visit you
You'd have to save up all the Summer
House calls are expensive
Have you ever called a plumber?
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If Santa was a (Techie)
He'd suss out there's no way
To visit 300 million homes
In a reindeer powered sleigh
He'd use the latest technology
To get his deliveries done
In time to have a pint or two
And a bit of Christmas fun
The reindeers would be his pit stop crew
He'd drive a Benetton
And all Summer long he'd make extra dosh
Winning Formula One
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If Santa was a (Chav)
He'd join the dole queue
Because apart from Christmas deliveries
He's got nothing else to do
But he wouldn't put his feet up
And watch daytime TV
He'd find himself an "earner"
Strictly cash - no VAT
As he's got a reindeer farm
He'd probably be found
On a barrow, flogging cheap deer burgers
Outside the football ground
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