Retirement verses poems quotes
Retirement verses poems quotes
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Retirement is when the living is easy and the payments are hard.
Retirement: It's nice to get out of the rat race, but you have to learn to get along with less cheese. ~Gene Perret Now that you're retired, you'll be able to enjoy a good brisk.......sit
Retirement: The time in your life when time is no longer money.
The worst thing about retirement is having to drink coffee on your own time.
The key to a happy retirement is to have enough money to live on, but not enough to worry about.
Retirement is waking up in the morning with nothing to do and by bedtime having done only half of it.
Retirement verses poems quotes
When you get to retirement, you switch bosses - from the one who hired you to the one who married you. Gene Perret
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You've had a long working life As everyone knows You can now do nothing at all And then have a doze Enjoy Your Retirement
Jon Bratton c 2006
Retirement verses poems quotes
Retirement Poems
As one chapter ends Another begins for you Enjoy all the things You've been looking forward to
A very happy retirement to you
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As a World-trekker, go-getter Retirement won't have you stopping You'll be seen where the bananas and mangos come from At ASDA....doing the shopping Jon Bratton c 2004
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Retirement You earned it Now enjoy it
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You no longer have to punch a time clock You can now do what you want when you want anytime you want.
Retirement verses poems quotes
As a retiree your greatest frustration will be not being able to complete all the things you had planned to do that don't need to get done in the first place.
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Enjoy every retirement day as if it is your last ... One day you will be right about it.
Retirement verses poems quotes
A retired husband is often a wife's full-time job. Ella Harris
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Retirement is waking up in the morning with nothing to do and by bedtime having done only half of it.
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Congratulations On your well deserved retirement And we wish you happiness in the years ahead
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You're retired Goodbye tension, Hello pension!
Enjoy your retirement years
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Stay busy in retirement. It's no problem if you have to cancel your golf games to go play in tennis tournaments.
Retirement verses poems quotes
Retirement Quotes
The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off. Abe Lemons When a man reaches retirement and time is no longer a matter of urgent importance, his colleagues generally present him with a watch. R.C. Sherriff
When a man reaches retirement, his wife gets twice the husband but only half the income. Chi Chi Rodriguez When you reach retirement, think and act as if you were still working; when you're still working, think and act a bit as if you were already retired.
One of the problems of retirement is that it gives you more time to read about the problems of retirement.
Retirement can be a great joy if you can figure out how to spend time without spending money.
In retirement, I look for days off from my days off. Mason Cooley
Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. Gene Perret In retirement there's never enough time to do all the nothing you want. Bill Watterson, Calvin and Hobbe
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A Poem for Retiring Soldiers Let the bugle blow Let the march be played With the forming of the troops For your last parade The years of wars, and the years of waiting Obedience to orders, unhesitating Years on home soil, and the years overseas All woven in a web... of memories A lifetime of service passes in review As many good friends and exotic places too In the waning sunlight begin to fade With martial music of your last parade
Your last salute to the service and base Now someone else will take your place To the sharp young soldiers marching away You gladly pass the orders of the day
Though uncertain what your future may hold Still, if needed – before you grow too old- You’ll keep your saber sharp, your powder dry Lest you be recalled to duty by and by
So let the bugle blow... Fire the evening gun... Slowly lower the colours... Your retirement has begun
Retirement verses poems quotes
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Irish Retirement Blessing
May you always have work for your hands to do. May your pockets hold always a coin or two. May the sun shine bright on your windowpane. May the rainbow be certain to follow each rain. May the hand of a friend always be near you. And may God fill your heart with gladness to cheer you.
Retirement verses poems quotes
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THE FOLLOWING Retirement VERSES ARE PERSONALISED, WRITTEN FOR A SPECIFIC PERSON, BUT THEY MAY BE USED AS A SOURCE OF INSPIRATION WHEN SEEKING A VERSE FOR SOMEONE WITH SIMILAR HOBBIES, HABITS, TRAITS, CHARACTERISTICS
RETIRING UNION REP / GAMBLER / METAL DETECTOR TREASURE HUNTER
A dedicated union man Protecting the members' bread and butter And on fruit machines and horses You've been known to have a flutter
Whether "horse trading" or horse betting There's many times you've won Not just a skilled negotiator But a jammy son of a gun
Armed with your metal detector Lady luck and time for leisure We're sure you'll make a million Finding buried treasure
We'll miss your calming influence You were articulate and rational Good luck Brian...but before you go Have you got a tip for the National?
Retirement verses poems quotes Retirement Quotes
Retirement is wonderful. It's doing nothing without worrying about getting caught at it. Gene Perret
We have no porch, no rocking chair — and no time. My biggest need is a calendar because there are so many things to do. Now I encourage people to retire — the younger the better. Maurice Musholt
Retired is being twice tired, I've thought First tired of working, Then tired of not. Richard Armour
There are some who start their retirement long before they stop working. — Robert Half
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Retirement means doing whatever you want to do. It means choice.
When some people retire, it's going to be mighty hard to tell the difference
The question isn't at what age I want to retire, it's at what income. George Foreman
Have you ever been out for a late autumn walk in the closing part of the afternoon, and suddenly looked up to realize that the leaves have practically all gone? And the sun has set and the day gone before you knew it — and with that a cold wind blows across the landscape? That's retirement. Stephen Leacock
The only liberty an inferior man really cherishes is the liberty to quit work, stretch out in the sun, and scratch himself. H. L. Mencken
There is an enormous number of managers who have retired on the job. Peter F. Drucker
Retirement is wonderful if you have two essentials — much to live on and much to live for.
Most people perform essentially meaningless work. When they retire that truth is borne upon them. Brendan Francis
A perpetual holiday is a good working definition of hell. George Bernard Shaw
Retire? I'm going to stay in show business until I'm the only one left. George Burns
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Sixty-five is the age when one acquires sufficient experience to lose one's job.
Before deciding to retire from your job, stay home a week and watch daytime television.
Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five, I still had pimples. George Burns
I'm retired — I'm not dead!
When I retire I'm going to spend my evenings by the fireplace going through those boxes. There are things in there that ought to be burned. Richard Milhouse Nixon
Eating's going to be a whole new ball game. I may even have to buy a new pair of trousers. Lester Piggott on his retirement.
Retirement verses poems quotes
There is a whole new kind of life ahead, full of experiences just waiting to happen. Some call it "retirement." I call it bliss.
Don't simply retire from something; have something to retire to. Harry Emerson Fosdick
The company gave me an aptitude test and I found out the best work I was best suited for was retirement.
I like retirement life. It's something to do when no one wants you to work anymore.
Retire from work, but not from life. M. K. Soni
You can be young without money but you can't be old without it. Tennessee Williams
Musicians don't retire; they stop when there's no more music in them. Louis Armstrong
There's one thing I always wanted to do before I quit . . . . retire! Groucho Marx
As in all successful ventures, the foundation of a good retirement is planning. Earl Nightingale
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