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I've been writing verses
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And d'yer know why I did it?
T'was especially for you
Jon Bratton
Welcome to Drinking Sayings
I'd prefer to have a full bottle in front of me than a full frontal lobotomy.
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I don't have a drink problem
I drink, I fall over. No problem!
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If drinking is interfering with your work, you're probably a heavy drinker. If work is interfering with your drinking, you're probably an alcoholic.
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I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
After four I'm under my host.
Dorothy Parker
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What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch?
W.C. Fields
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I drink with impunity...or anyone else who invites me.
W.C. Fields
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Here's to a long life and a merry one
A quick death and an easy one
A pretty girl and an honest one
A cold beer and another one!
More Drinking Sayings
Remember: "I" before "E," except in Budweiser.
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Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
Benjamin Franklin
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I'm not drunk. I have a speech impediment
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This Drinking Sayings web page brings you quotes and messages on the subject of imbibing which are suitable for inclusion in cards to your drinking buddies, scrapbooking or merely for belly shaking bar room banter
A lady came up to me one day and said "Sir! You are drunk", to which I replied "I am drunk today madam, and tomorrow I shall be sober but you will still be ugly."
Winston Churchill
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If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt.
Dean Martin
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Never cry over spilt milk. It could've been whiskey.
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I am not drunk
I am by nature a very loud, clumsy, friendly person
Beer
The reason I wake up every afternoon
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My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle.
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Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.
Frank Sinatra
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Work is the curse of the drinking classes
Oscar Wilde
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I would stop drinking, but I ain't no quitter
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Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
Ernest Hemingway
Drinking Sayings
I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.
W.C. Fields
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To Alcohol
The cause of-and solution to-all of life's problems
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You're only as strong as
the tables you dance on
the drinks you mix
and the friends you roll with
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When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading
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Half drunk is a waste of money
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"Let's have a beer"
"One beer? What's the point of that?"
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I'd like another drink I think
I'd like another drink, I think
Another drink to make me pink
I think I'll drink until I stink
I'll drink until I cannot blink
Perhaps I'll have a shot of rye
The rye I spy with my own eye
Some rye to make me fly so high
I think that I can touch the sky
Or maybe I will have some rum
It's not so dumb to want some rum
I'll drink and fall upon my bum
Or maybe contemplate my thumb
Some vodka would be very nice
Or wine, or maybe scotch on ice
Perhaps Kahlua would entice
I'll drink it once, I'll drink it twice
I want some beer to make me cheer
Hurray! Hurrah! A cheer for beer!
I will not stick it in my ear
Hurrah! Hurray! I'm here for beer!
I'll drink with my friends Jack and Ron
I'll drink until my liver's gone
I'll invite Sam and Bud and you
And Captain Morgan can come, too
I'm loaded now, I have to go
My brain is working very slow
There's just one thing I need to know:
Where is the can? I have to go!
Dr Seuss
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I used to think drinking was bad for me
So I gave up..
..thinking
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