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Winnie the Pooh Quotes

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For 60 years...phew!
And d'yer know why I did it?
T'was especially for you

Jon Bratton

Welcome to the Winnie the Pooh Quotes Poems web page which brings you whimsical, witty Winnie observations on life. For example, here's something to live by...

When having a smackerel of something
With a friend who's stout,
Don't eat so much that you both get stuck
In the doorway, trying to get out

A bit of Winnie
and a bit of me

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Did you ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

Always watch where you are going. Otherwise, you may step on a piece of the Forest that was left out by mistake.

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Before beginning a Hunt, it is wise to ask someone what you are looking for before you begin looking for it.


A house is 4000 bricks
A football match is 2000 kicks
A lolly is 500 licks
Mrs Hen has only 10 chicks
But an A is just three sticks.

© V4C

A bear, however hard he tries
Grows tubby, without exercise

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Wherever I am, there's always Pooh,
There's always Pooh and Me.
Whatever I do, he wants to do,
"Where are you going today?" says Pooh:
"Well that's very odd 'cos I was too.
"Let's go together," says Pooh, says he.
"Let's go together," says Pooh.

'What's twice eleven?' I said to Pooh,
('Twice what?' said Pooh to Me)
' I think it ought to be twenty-two.'
'Just what I think my self,' said Pooh.
'It wasn't an easy sum to do,
But that's what it is,' said Pooh, said he.
'That's what it is,' said Pooh.

'Let's look for dragons,' I said to Pooh.
'Yes, let's,' said Pooh to Me.
We crossed the river and found a few
'Yes, these are dragons all right,' said Pooh.
'As soon as I saw their beaks I knew.
That's what they are,' said Pooh, said he.
'That's what they are,' said Pooh.

So wherever I am, there's always Pooh,
There's always Pooh and Me.
'What would I do?' I said to Pooh,
'If it wasn't for you,' and Pooh said:
it isn't much fun for One, but Two
Can stick together,' says Pooh, says he.
'That's how it is,' says Pooh.

© V4C

more Winnie the Pooh quotes

A little
A little
Thought for others,
Makes all the difference.

© V4C

Eeyore was saying to himself, "This writing business. Pencils and what-not. Over-rated, if you ask me. Silly stuff. Nothing in it."
Try a keyboard and mouse, then

© V4C

When looking at your two paws, as soon as you have decided which of them is the right one, then you can be sure the other one is the left.

© V4C

It is more fun to talk with someone who doesn't use long, difficult words but rather short, easy words like "What about lunch?"

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"We'll be Friends Forever, won't we, Pooh?" asked Piglet.

"Even longer," Pooh answered.

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