Unique Birthday Wishes

Unique Birthday Wishes

To help you really enjoy your birthday today here’s a tip from me
To get really stoned, drink wet cement

Jon Bratton © 2008

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Of you, this I speak
You are a one-off, unique
But stay real, on an even keel
Coz we all are, so no big deal
But oh, I've just noticed the date
Enjoy your birthday, let it be uniquely GREAT

Jon Bratton © 2012

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"The I in illness is isolation,
And the crucial letters in wellness are we."
"Good friends are good for your health."
And "A harmonious relationship can enhance your well-be."
These quotations are wise
And undoubtedly true
Which is unfortunate
For a Billy No-mates, saddo like you

Kidding!
Surround yourself with friends and have a
H.A.P.P.Y. BIRTHDAY

Jon Bratton © 2009

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As you are the age you are (old, retired etc...)
You'll know this to be true
You can observe a lot...by watching
How smart, that's just like you
Happy Birthday
And keep keeping a look out

Jon Bratton © 2011
(but inspired by Yogi Berri)

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"People who laugh actually live longer than those who don't laugh. Few persons realize that health actually varies according to the amount of laughter."
So do try to cheer up, you miserable old git
Its your birthday, so party hearty

Jon Bratton © 2009, ably assisted by a wise unknown person

Google, I've tried really hard to bring to the internet something original that deserves the accolade 'Unique' but as you know, it's virtually impossible to be unique with mass copying...that's not your fault...but you haven't done enough...here's something. If a website uses a word like Unique, nail all, if the content is not unique, except the one who got there first

You do absolutely seek
To be absolutely unique
A redundant absolutely is what you got
You're either unique or you're not
Have a uniquely wonderous birthday

Jon Bratton © 2012

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"My research has convinced me that lack of oxygen is the root of most, or perhaps even, all disease."
So my advice is: keep breathing, buddy
(Perhaps, start off the day with some heavy breathing
In your birthday suit)
Whatever, have a fabulous (XXth) birthday

Jon Bratton © 2009, ably assisted by Dr. Shizuo Inoue

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On your birthday contemplate this:
You’re still alive because of your good clean living while some reprobates are alive only because it is illegal to kill them.

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You’re the sort of guy who has faith in fools.
I’ve always admired your self confidence
Happy Birthday

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The first requirement for a composer is to be dead but as you lack any kind of musical talent, there’s no hurry… so enjoy your birthday

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While trying to enjoy your birthday surrounded by many folk you didn’t necessarily choose to spend your birthday with, remember this:
The sane appear as strange to the mad as the mad to the sane

“Joy, temperance and repose slam the door on the doctor's nose.”
Be happy, get rest and stay off the drink
Is what Henry Longfellow meant, I think
But today is your birthday
So party hearty

Jon Bratton © 2009, ably assisted by Longfellow

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"A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the doctor's book."
Try laughing in your sleep. Saves time. Keeps lurgies away.
For, as you are aware today, time is not on your side
Happy Birthday. Laughing is recommended today

Jon Bratton © 2009, ably assisted by an Irish Proverb

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You’ve got everything you need

So my gift is this wish I give
May you live as long as you want to,
And want to as long as you live.
Happy Birthday, my friend

Jon Bratton 2012

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That you should have a magnificent (XXth) birthday

Is so very well deserved
But make sure you have the fire department standing by
When the cake is served

Jon Bratton 2012

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People of your age will pay you questionable compliments

I think you’ll start to find
But you really are a magnificent specimen of (manhood)(womanhood)
Physically fit, with a remarkably sharp mind...
....for your age!!
No but seriously, you really are younger than you look

Jon Bratton 2012


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This is the web page that has, for a nano second at least, greetings for a friend's birthday which you will find nowhere else on the internet (except where I have used the same sentiments in a different context). I'll try to report back as and when the content thieves find this page and copy it in whole or in part, and in particular, I'll tell you how much I sued them for. Google, I love you, and yet I don't, because you reaaally must do something about plagia...bollox...theft...Copyright applies


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