I've been writing verses
For 60 years...phew!
And d'yer know why I did it?
T'was especially for you
About Me...or rather, how I came to be talking to you now.
I used to have "a proper job" as a Risk Manager. As an A.C.I.I.(professional insurance/risk qualification) I was the Insurance/Risk Manager of a major UK Local Authority before being lured, with wife and kids in tow, to the Middle East to be Risk Manager of 3 International and 20 Domestic Airports for big tax free bucks.
I was just over 40 when I returned home to be an unemployed self employed person. Before becoming broke, having been rooked by charlatans and thieves, I bought an art, craft and framing shop which became a family empire of five shops. My daughter, Lesley, having been used to me being in collar and tie once asked me if I was ever going to get a "proper job". Stealing from Billy Bragg's Handyman Blues, I said
"I'm not any good at pottery
So let's lose the 't' and just shift back the 'e'
And I'll find a way to make my poetry
Build a roof over our heads"
Eventually the business was taken over by my son, Gary, who still runs La Pashe and Just Inklined
When the business embraced the internet I embraced the internet in the form of this website, aimed primarily at card makers, scrapbookers and anyone who has birthdays and puts on paper hats at Christmas. I had always written poems...ditties...so it was a natural progression. If you google me you'll find I'm now all over the internet like a rash...thro Gateshead, my home town, my school, my golf, my fave pub, my vacations, my kids/grandkids. I'm on Facebook and I tweet
I'm 66, as I write this, (see my pic below) and drawing the old age pension but...
...I still have this website, my own online business, which makes me financially free..ish
I'm Jon Bratton, the author/webmaster.
Hello, Welcome, Hi, G'day,
This website's now my one and only job,
I'm very glad to say
Providing free poems (for non commercial use)
Is my pleasure to do
I'm delighted to have been of help
To, literally, millions of you
How did it all begin?
Oh, that was long ago, I'm afraid
I began writing personalized poems
And for some, I even got paid
Though it was rare
I just did it in my spare time
Mostly for friends and work colleagues
Insulting them, in rhyme
About five, short years ago,
In spare time, every now and again
I built the pages of this website.
I had a "proper" job, back then
The website wasn't to make money
Just like before, it was for fun
After a while I started to realize
Just what could be done
Now, I'm comfortably retired
So that's all I'll say about me
The rest is a shameless advert about
Becoming financially free
I thought I'd pass on to you
All that I've learned
And not to put too fine a point on it
All the cash I've earned
As you'd expect, the exact dollars and cents
I'll not be giving
It's sufficient to tell you that this website
Earns me a comfortable living
I used a company that builds websites
That visitors all adore
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If/when you get visitors,
It's a safe knocking bet,
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Through the placing of Google code,
Adverts automatically arrive
And you'll make so much money,
You'll quit your nine till five
Of course, you love commuting and admire your boss.
But, I'm guessing, you'd like to quit.
So, here's a very funny video
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Should you really want to know more
I've got much more to tell
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And no business or products to sell.
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And they take you, by the hand,
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Yet they were built by ordinary people,
Just like you and me
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That's where your site visitors
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Well, that's the shameless advert over
It's now back to me
But seriously, if you want to know more,
Go to SBI for a quick look see
You're not obliged to buy
But it's a good buy
..write for the occasion
Here's details of my Facebook page
If you like what I write
I'd love a Like
OK, for your convenience, here's your search bar
Applicable to Website Publishers
On the other hand
Fair and Proper Use
If you are a
you are free to use these verses, poems and quotes without asking permission and this includes Craft Card Makers who sell cards on a semi commercial basis (ie sales of not more than 50 cards per week)
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