About Me

I'm Jon Bratton, the author/webmaster.
Hello, Welcome, Hi, G'day,
This website's my one and only job,
I'm very glad to say
Providing free poems (for non commercial use)
Is my pleasure to do
I'm delighted to have been of help
To, literally, millions of you

How did it all begin?
Oh, long ago, I'm afraid
I began writing personalized poems
And for some, I even got paid
Though it was rare
I just did it in my spare time
Mostly for friends and work colleagues
Insulting them, in rhyme

About five, short years ago,
In spare time, every now and again
I built the pages of this website.
I had a "proper" job, back then
The website wasn't to make money
Just like before, it was for fun
After a while I started to realize
Just what could be done

Now, I'm comfortably retired
So that's all I'll say about me

The rest is a shameless advert about
Becoming financially free

I thought I'd pass on to you
All that I've learned
And not to put too fine a point on it
All the cash I've earned

As you'd expect, the exact dollars and cents
I'll not be giving
It's sufficient to tell you this website
Earns me a comfortable living

I used a company that builds websites
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If/when you get visitors,
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Through the placing of Google code,
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You'll quit your nine till five

Of course, you love commuting and admire your boss.
But, you'd like to quit.
So, here's a very funny video
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Anyhoo...whether you do or you don't,
It matters to me, little more than a jot
I just can't help being evangelical
About the financial freedom I've got

Should you really want to know more
I've got much more to tell
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Well, that's the shameless advert over
It's now back to me
But seriously, if you want to know more,
Go to SBI for a quick look see

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You're not obliged to buy

It's a good buy
Goodbye


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