Humorous Cooking Quotes

Welcome to Humorous Cooking Quotes, the page that brings you free printable sayings about the kitchen and cooking that are funny and amusing messages or quotations, some are famous, all are witty and all are free for you to use, chef

Fish, to taste right, must swim three times -- in water, in butter and in wine.

Today's Menu: Take it or Leave it!

The way to a woman's heart is through the door of a good restaurant.

The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for 30 years she served nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found.

When men reach their sixties and retire, they go to pieces. Women go right on cooking.

A messy kitchen is a happy kitchen and this kitchen is delirious.

Where there's smoke, there's toast.

I like to cook with wine. Sometimes I even put some in the food

A louse in the cabbage is better than no meat at all.

My husband and I share work in the kitchen 50-50. I cook and he eats.

Celery, raw
Develops the jaw
But celery, stewed
Is more quietly chewed

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