Valentine Verses
Welcome to my Valentine verses collection
I'd give up Jim Beam and Jack Daniels
And swear a No Smoking oath
I'd take exercise and use weights
To encourage (penal)(bosom) growth
I'd improve my grooming habits
And discover wonderful places to dine
I'd go to IKEA to improve my wardrobe
If you'd be my Valentine
A refusal will cause my enlistment
In the French Foreign Legion
I'd shun all connubial pleasures
By padlocking my nether region
I'd shun all mind enhancing drugs
Oh yes, even beer and wine
Don't feel any pressure, my darling
But please be my Valentine
Jon Bratton © 2011
© V4C
Being public spirited
Is so rewarding, I've found
I feel the urge to donate my organ
Whenever you're around
(Let me lend you an ear or a helpful hand)
Be my Valentine
Jon Bratton © 2011
© V4C Valentine verses
OK, I got you this Valentines card
And you're probably (thinking it's a joke) (wondering why)
Because today's not special to me
As a 365 Romantic (Bloke) (Guy)
You're probably thinking I love me
and I do
But not even remotely as much
As I love you
Jon Bratton © 2013
(published 13.35 GMT 8th Feb 2013)
© V4C Valentine verses
This card brings Valentine wishes most sincere
And you may think words are cheap, I fear
But I've included an invisible slice of niceness
And a (wife's*) love and loyalty and now it's priceless
*(wife's/mother's/ friend's/daughter's)
Jon Bratton © 2013
(published 11.00GMT on 9th Feb 2013)
© V4C
You've arrived on this Valentine Verses page and you'll find lots of what you're looking for here but I'd like to give you the heads up that there's lots of great love stuff on other pages. As a trailer, here's examples of what can be found elsewhere
From Wife Birthday Page
I love you oh so very much
Totally, completely
From the very top of my head
To the bottom of my feetly
© V4C
From Love Birthday Page
Because each little wish of mine
You've tried to make come true
(On Valentine’s Day), I want to say
How dearly I love you.
© V4C
From Christmas Love Page
All the love that history knows,
Is said to be in every rose.
Yet all that could be found in two,
Is less than what I feel for you.
(Happy Valentine’s Day)
© V4C
From Romantic Valentine Verses Page
Our love is like a lovely bridge
Between your heart and mine
A bridge we've built down through the years
Just to our own design.
© V4C
A hundred hearts would be too few
To carry all my love for you.
© V4C
From Love Poems Page
This is a love poem
What I have written
Cos with all consuming love
I've been smitten
And when I say smitten
I mean everywhere
There's one bit, particularly smit
But let's not go down there
© V4C
I love my life
Because it gave me you
I love you
Because you are my life
© V4C
Out of all the people I've ever met,
You're the one who makes me draw
Those silly little hearts on my papers.
Be my Valentine..you’ve struck my awe
© V4C
From Anniversary Love Page
We began as strangers.
We became friends.
We became one with each other...
We remain as one forever.
© V4C
From Wedding Poems Page
We’re two parts of a loving whole
Two hearts and a single soul
© V4C
From Husband Birthday Page for a relatively newly wed
Of course you know that I love you
And that you'll always be my rock
(Be my Valentine), my darling husband
From that girl in the big white frock
© V4C
From my blog
Roses are red,
Violets are blue
You’ve opened the doors of my heart.
Now walk on through
© V4C
Love you loads and will always do.
We’re joined together by powerful glue
© V4C
You’re the pillar of my life
And will always be
I was so blessed
When you were sent here for me
© V4C
My beautiful roses are red
My gorgeous violets are blue
I invite you to my bed...
...of flowers
So they can admire you
Jon Bratton 2009
All of these can be accessed from the Love Hub, a page that links you all the Love and Romance material. Continue down this page and if you haven't found the perfect one for you clink on the Love Hub link at the bottom of this page
I Love You Today
and everyday
© V4C
I love being loved by you
©Valentine Verses
V4C

Here's a bunch of 4 lined valentine verses which are suitable for young ones to send by card or by text. They are also suitable to be joined together as a longer Valentine Verses poem
Since we met I’ve become besotted
My love for you is true.
If you give me half a chance
I’ll give my all to you.
*
I love all that you are
And all that you do.
You’ve been in my heart
From the moment I saw you.
*
From the moment that I saw you
A slice of me you stole
Please don’t depart my heart.
For you now control my soul
*
Please be my Valentine
No one else on Earth will do.
Out of 10 million potential choices
The only one I want is you,
Jon Bratton © 2013
© V4C
My darling gorgeous lovely thing
Forgive my checkered past
I'm happy that I’m your first
I promise you'll be my last.
Be my Valentine
© V4C
Just because I love you so
I love to tell you too
That happiness in life for me
Depends so much on you.
© V4C
You reached for my hand
And took hold of my heart
You were my true Valentine
Right from the start
Happy Valentines Day
©Valentine Verses
V4C
Tears may dry
Years may fly
But my love for you
Will never die
© V4C
I wish dreams were like wishes,
And wishes came true,
Cause in my dreams
I'm always with you.
© V4C
No problems too great
And no problems too small
For love, like a miracle
Conquers them all.
And leaves in their place
Such a feeling of peace
That joy, just like love
Cannot help but increase
Happy Valentines Day
© V4C
I could search my whole life through
And never find another you.
© V4C
There's a special place within my heart
That only you can fill.
You have my love right from the start
And you always will.
© V4C
I matched every star in the sky
And the planets including Neptune and Mars
With a reason why I love you
I had enough planets but I ran out of stars
You’re out of this World..Be my Valentine
©Valentine Verses
V4C
As fair are you, my bonnie lass,
So deep in love am I,
And I will love you still, my dear,
Till all the seas gone dry.
Robert Burns..but updated
© V4C
I draw a circle, not a heart, around you
The one I love
Because a heart can break
But a circle goes on forever.
© V4C
Happiness is being married to my best friend
© V4C
This Valentine verses page provides access to free, online, printable, funny, short or romantic Valentine poetry including free funny verse; silly Valentines rhymes; and funny Valentine's Day greetings as well as seroius romantic love poetry. Funny Valentine verse can also be love verses.
It takes more than lace and ribbons
And lovely verses too
To make a Valentine
Thats nice enough for you
It takes a world of special thoughts
Tucked into every line
And thats exactly what you'll find
Inside this valentine.
©Valentine Verses
V4C
May this Valentine's Day
be filled with love, understanding, and contentment
as you journey through life with those you hold dear
© V4C
Roses are Red,
Violets are Blue
It's Valentines Day
and I love you
Today I'm asking
if you'll be mine
Please say yes (Harry)...
be my Valentine
© V4C
When I count my blessings
I count you twice
© V4C
When two people cannot see too much of each other
nor too little of other people, they`re in love
© V4C
Poems for Valentines Day
Friends like you
Know what to do
To make others feel so loved.
Happy Valentine's
Don't forget to check out our page 2 of Valentine poems
© V4C
Thank you for all
The countless, caring ways
You've filled my life with love.
Happy Valentine's Day
© V4C
If kisses were raindrops, I'd send you showers.
If hugs were a second, I'd send you hours.
If smiles were water, I'd send you the sea.
If love was a person, I'd send you me.
© V4C
Forever my darling our love will be true
Always and forever I'll love only you
Just promise me, darling, your love in return
Make this fire in my soul forever always burn
Actually, I'll love you until the day after forever.
And then some
© V4C
There are only two times that I want to be with you...
Now and Forever.
© V4C
I love you for that certain smile
That cheers me when I'm blue,
I love you for your tender kiss
That warms me through and through
I love you for your gentle hand
Your understanding touch,
And your eyes that always seem to say
I love you very much
I love you so for all these things
And many others, too...
But most of all for what I am
Whenever I'm with you
© V4C
Even if the sun refused to shine
Even if romance ran out of rhyme
You would still have my heart
Till the end of time
I Love You
© V4C
I love you more now
....than when you began
to read this Valentine's card
© V4C
Love
One word...
But so many memories.
Happy Valentine's Day
© V4C
Valentiner's one-liners
Lets sin
On a tiger-skin
Or, if you prefer
We could err
On a different fur
Happy Valentine's Day, fellow sinner
© V4C
You said I love Everton more than I love you
I'm not sure if that's so or not
But I'm certain that I love you tons more
Than I love that Liverpool lot
Adaptable for any two rival teams
© V4C
I did three things today
I missed you
I missed you
I missed you
© V4C
To the world
You are one person
But to this person
You are the world
© V4C
Tommy Cooper was getting into his car
This bloke says " Can you give me a lift "
Tommy says " Sure, you look great,
the world's your oyster,
go for it "
Loving you gives me a lift
Happy Valentine's Day
© V4C
Valentine verses
I missed you so much
I really was hurting
I wasn't shedding tears
But my eyes kept squirting
I missed you so much
But not completely
Just from the top of my head
Down to my feetly
I missed you so much
My heart was breaking
I did that much missing
My misser was aching
I missed you so much
But not anymore
Welcome Home, Darling
You're the one I adore
Adapted by JB from work by someone else unknown
© V4C
If I could give you the stars
I'd gather them inside my heart
I'd wrap them in love
And brighten your day
...with starlight
For our other page of Valentine verses poems
And All Valentine material on my blog
And here's some funny Valentine poems
St Valentine's Day rhymes
I'm sendng you a valentine wish
With hugs and kisses too.
Because in my heart there's a place
For a special (boy) (girl) like you
© V4C
With all the sunshine things you do
The smiles, hugs and kisses too.
It just feels great this Valentine's Day
To have a (son), (daughter) like you.
© V4C
You're on my mind
Because you're the kind
Of friend
Who really cares.
Happy Valentine's Day
© V4C
Look into my eyes.
Your eyes are getting heavy
You're getting sleepy,
Sleeeepy, sleeeepy.
Now repeat after me..
"I want to be your love slave".
© V4C
The clues that you're getting old
Are there (Bill) it's true
Your belt won't buckle any more
But your knees most certainly do
This is the (40th) Valentine card I've sent you
But you look good all the same
Who cares if your hair is thin and grey
And you'll suit a Zimmer frame
We've been together since we were young
We're now getting old, and how
The fire is still within us
We just call it heartburn now
I love you still
(& on the odd occasion you move)
© V4C
Valentines poems verses
In the game of love...
...you know all the right moves!
© V4C
To my "lets go upstairs and make passionate love"
You used to bound up with glee
Now it's "I can't do stairs and passion ..
You'll have to choose which one it's to be"
© V4C
You used to be insatiable
You were always there on cue
Now the expression "all nighter" means
Not getting up for the loo
Happy Valentine
You still mean the World to me
If you haven't found your perfect verse check
Page 2
Happy Valentine's Day
To my first husband.
That's just to keep you on your toes
© V4C Valentine Verses
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