I breed Siamese and Oriental cats under the prefix of Mazpahs,
I also like to write poems about my cats
I like to have my sardines mashed, with a little bit of rice, You might think that’s horrible, but it’s actually quite nice.
When I ask for chicken I like to have the breast, You can give the other nasty bits to any of the rest.
I also like a pouch or two if you mix it with fresh meat, My Mum says it’s for good girls, an extra special treat.
And when I want something different, which I often do, I’ll expect some fish! The special dish! That my Mum used to do!
You mix my fish with Tuna, but never with the brine! This is a definite NO!, at this I draw the line! A prawn or two is optional, I don’t expect too much, But my Mum assures me they add that extra loving touch!
Ooh I also like some yogurt and just a little cheese, I will ask you very nicely I may even say please.
A little bit of James Wellbeloved to nibble for a snack! I hope you're paying attention? If not you’ll get a crack!
I never eat the canned stuff, no that’s not for me! My Mum says it’s nasty, It’s not good enough for me!!