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Birthday Wishes Funny

Birthday Wishes Funny



Birthday Wishes Funny

You are only young once, but you can be immature for a lifetime.

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Old age isn’t so bad when you consider the alternative.

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If we could be twice young and twice old we could correct all our mistakes.

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29 Forever!

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When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.

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You have reached that stage when people who look old are only your age.

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When you are young, you think about dates, when you are old, you think about prunes!

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You're not getting older, you're getting better.

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To Someone Who Is Forever Young

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Sweet 16 - Hooray - sixteen is finally here!So grab the keys and put the car in gear!Happy Birthday!

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Hoping your wishes come true year after year.

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Don't count the years! Count the blessings! Have a wonderful Birthday!

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On your birthday, laugh your heart out, dance in the rain, cherish the moment, ignore the pain, live, laugh, love, forgive and forget, life's too short to be living with regrets.
Happy Birthday

Amusing Birthday Phrases

Youth is a work of nature, but age is a work of art! Congratulations on your second childhood! Happy Birthday!

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You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.

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You gotta take the good with the bad smile with the sad love what you got & remember what you had learn to forgive but never forget learn from your mistakes but never regret people change, things go wrong just remember life goes on...another year...happy birthday, good buddy

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On your birthday, today, consider this. When writing the story of your life, don't let anyone else hold the pen

Hope your birthday is just the beginning of a year full of happiness!

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Have A Great Birthday Wishing You A Very Happy Birthday - And Many, Many More

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Happy 39th Birthday. Again!

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No one can hold a candle to you. Happy Birthday!

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Roses are red. Violets are blue.Stop complaining... I am older than you!!

Amusing Birthday Phrases

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Just remember, once you’re over the hill you begin to pick up speed.

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Last week the candle factory burned down. Everyone just stood around and sang, ‘Happy Birthday’.

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You have everything now you had twenty years ago — except now it’s all lower.

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Aging seems to be the only available way to live a long life.

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Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other never forgets them.

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After 30, a body has a mind of its own.

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I’m at an age when my back goes out more than I do.

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Birthday Wishes Funny

The best birthdays of all are those that haven’t arrived yet.

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