Wedding Quotes
Welcome to Free Wedding Quotes, the perfect place to find truisms, jokes and wise sayings to incorporate into a wedding speech or write inside a wedding day card. You'll also find great stuff on marriage and weddings in our two other pages
Wedding Verses for cards, speeches
and for some great poems
Wedding Poetry
Here's your first batch of Wedding Quotes
Hark! The merry chimes are pealing,
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When you meet someone who can cook and do housework--don't hesitate a minute--marry him.
Wedding Quotes
Two souls with but a single thought,
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Men always want to be a woman's first love. Women have a more subtle instinct: What they like is to be a man's last romance.
Oscar Wilde
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A little girl at the wedding afterwards asked her mother why the bride changed her mind. "What do you mean?" responded her mother. "Well, she went down the aisle with one man, and came back with another." Wedding Quotes
All marriages are happy. It's living together afterwards that is difficult. Be tolerant of the human race. Your whole family belongs to it -- and some of your spouse's family does too. ___ He believes that marriage and a career don't mix. So after the wedding he plans to quit his job. Wedding Quotes I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar. ____ If it weren't for marriage, men and women would have to fight with total strangers. ___ If it weren't for marriage, men would spend their lives thinking they had no faults at all. ____ Is it better for a woman to marry a man who loves her than a man she loves. Wedding Quotes
Marital Freedom: The liberty that allows a husband to do exactly that which his wife pleases.
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Lots more wedding QuotesMarriage is a romance in which the hero dies in the first chapter. ___
Mother-in-law: A woman who destroys her son-in-law's peace of mind by giving him a piece of hers. ___
Some men are born with cold feet; some acquire cold feet; and some have cold feet thrust upon them. ___ They had a dispute about a night out with the boys. But he finally decided to let her go. Wedding Quotes
We come to love not by finding the perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly.- Sam Keen ___ Wedlock or deadlock? That is the question! ___ Many marriages would be better if the husband and wife clearly understood that they're on the same side. ___ Marrying a man is like buying something you've been admiring for a long time in a shop window. You may love it when you get home, but it doesn't always go with everything else in the house. Jean Kerr ___ The trouble with some woman is that they get all excited about nothing, and then marry him Cher
Before marriage a man will lay awake all night thinking about something you said; after marriage he'll fall asleep before you have finished saying it.Helen Rowland ___ An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets, the more interested he is in her.Agatha Christie ___ Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution? Groucho Marx ___ Marriage is popular because it combines the maximim of temptation with the maximum of opportunity. George Bernard Shaw Wedding Quotes The most dangerous food a man can eat is wedding cake. ____ A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person. Germaine Greer ____ A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he's finished. ____ Marriage requires a person to prepare 4 types of "Rings": Engagement Ring Wedding Ring, Suffering, Enduring ___ They have come up with a perfect understanding. He won't try to run her life, and he won't try to run his, either. ____
Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it's not so hot. ___ He early on let her know who is the boss. He looked her right in the eye and clearly said, "You're the boss." ____
The woman cries before the wedding; the man afterward. ____
Every mother generally hopes that her daughter will snag a better husband than she managed to do...but she's certain that her boy will never get as great a wife as his father did. ____
Compromise: An amiable arrangement between husband and wife whereby they agree to let her have her own way.
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