Amusing Birthday Messages

Amusing Birthday Messages

Amusing Birthday Messages is the place for sayings and phrases on the subject of birthday celebration. These funny one liners are for your free non commercial use

Can't remember how old you are -I'm no good with big numbers.

Amazing Birthday Messages

Happy Birthday to you, you live in a zoo, you smell like a monkey, and you look like one too

Amazing Birthday Messages

Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act.

Funny Birthday Messages

With every birthday you seem to grow more beautiful, I just refuse to wear my glasses! Happy Birthday.

Awesome Birthday Messages

There are three hundred and sixty-four days when you might get un-birthday presents ... and only one for birthday presents, you know.- Lewis Carroll

Humorous Birthday Messages

Don’t worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older, it will avoid you.

Smiley Birthday Messages

Old age isn’t so bad when you consider the alternative.

Short Birthday Messages

We know we're getting old when the only thing we want for our birthday is not to be reminded of it.

Cute Birthday Messages

At twenty years of age, the will reigns; at thirty, the wit; and at forty, the judgement. Benjamin Franklin,

Free Birthday Messages

Cheers to the nations biggest secret, your true age. Happy birthday

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