Funny Life Quotes

Welcome to Funny Life Quotes, the web page that brings you free, printable, short, humorous, motivational, meaningful, great, wise and witty quotes of life that will allow you to pick your favorite. Once picked memorize it and use it a lot at first to implant it in your mind and then use it discerningly









Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that

A Native American grandfather was talking to his grandson about how he felt. He said, "I feel as if I have two wolves fighting in my heart. One wolf is the vengeful, angry, violent one. The other wolf is the loving, compassionate one. The grandson asked him, Which wolf will win the fight in your heart? The grandfather answered, The one I feed.

Never test the depth of the water with both feet.

If you lend someone $20, and never see that person again; it was probably worth it.

It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal the neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.

I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.

Drive carefully! Remember, it's not only a car that can be recalled by it's maker.

A coincidence is when God performs a miracle and decides to remain anonymous.

If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.

It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.

If it's going to be two against one, make sure you are not the one.

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