Quotes for Birthday
Quotes for Birthday, the web page that links you to our hugh collection of quotes, messages and phrases relating to the celebration of birthdays. These are meaningful and memorable, good or bad or great, the best or the worst, funny and hilarious, sad, cute or cool, stupid, dumb or crazy, outrageous or inspiring Funny Birthday Quotes, Amusing Sayings, Humorous Messages, Phunny Phrases Jon Bratton 2012 © V4C This page is the place for sayings and quotes and while we're at it, messages, phrases, greetings and wishes that are funny, on the subject of celebrating a birthday, which are ideal for including in a greetings card or a speech or a sms text message or Google + or Facebook. Here's what I've done. I've taken the best of the material out there and, in most cases, I've greetified it. Oh yes, it's now a word that's been published right here right now. (That's how Will Shakespeare did it...but not using the internet..obviously.. because he was a Brit and the internet got to the UK later). By 'greetified' I mean I've turned a pithy comment, a truism or a quote into something that you can include on a greetings card or speech The great comfort you can draw from your current age is that you are now too old to die young © V4C You're not old. © V4C You’re not getting older. You just collect wrinkles! © V4C You know you're old when "getting a little action" means your prune juice is working! © V4C You’re too young to be this old! © V4C You can’t be over the hill - You can't get up it! © V4C So many candles, so little cake © V4C It used to be wine, women and song, Now it's beer, the old lady and TV! © V4C You're at that period in life when you'd rather not have a good time than have to get over it. © V4C Yes you’re over the hill? What? You don't remember any hill? © V4C You know you're old...I've seen you getting the same sensation from a rocking chair as you once got from a roller coaster. © V4C At your age, you've seen it all, you've heard it all, you've done it all, you just can't remember it all. © V4C Happy Birthday but remember this. Don't let an old person crawl into your body! © V4C You're not aging, You're marinating! © V4C I’m not going to make any age related jokes because I genuinely feel bad about how old you are. © V4C You're not old. Mind you, you've just been young a very long time! © V4C Your mind wanders a lot, but fortunately it's too weak to go very far. © V4C Old age ain't no place for sissies. © V4C Indulge in your favorite sport today © V4C When people tell you how young you look, they are also telling you how old you are © V4C Funny Birthday Quotes and Funny Birthday Sayings On your birthday, don't make up your face © V4C Don't get grumpy © V4C Here's a birthday thought for you © V4C Don't let ageing get you down. It's too hard to get back up © V4C On your birthday act like you believe in YOHO...You're Only Here Once © V4C It's your birthday so go wild © V4C Inside every older person is a younger person – wondering what the hell happened. © V4C Enjoy this brief interval between birth and death © V4C Live as long as you may. The first twenty years are the longest half of your life. © V4C Funny Birthday Quotes and Funny Birthday Sayings Time and Tide wait for no man, but time always stands still for a woman of thirty. © V4C For all the advances in medicine, there is still no cure for the common birthday. © V4C Better to be over the hill than buried under it. © V4C Look on the bright side. © V4C When I turned two I was really anxious, because I’d doubled my age in a year. I thought, if this keeps up, by the time I’m five I’ll be 64. © V4C Why is a birthday cake the only food you can blow on and spit on and everybody rushes to get a piece? © V4C Smart, brilliant, beautiful, charismatic, all these qualities God has given me and that is why I gift myself to you on this occasion of your birthday. Just kidding, Happy Birthday. © V4C I have been 25 since I was 25 © V4C Funny Birthday Quotes and Funny Birthday Sayings Age is a number and mine is unlisted. © V4C I doubt wrinkled was not one of the things you wanted to be when you grew up! © V4C When I was born I was so surprised I didn’t talk for a year and a half. © V4C It is true that I was born in Iowa, but I can’t speak for my twin sister. © V4C Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest. © V4C Funny Birthday Quotes and Funny Birthday Sayings A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman’s birthday but never remembers her age. © V4C Men are like wine: some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age. © V4C The secret to staying young is to find an age you really like and stick with it. © V4C You're at the age when you choose your cereal for the fiber, not the toy! © V4C Middle age is having the choice of two temptations and choosing the one that will get you home earlier. © V4C Middle age is a period of life when one can do as much as ever but would rather not. © V4C You know you are old when your doctor is the same age as your grandson. © V4C Funny Birthday Quotes and Sayings The older you get, the better you used to be. © V4C You know you're old when your youngest starts collecting Social Security. © V4C You know you are getting old
when you tend to repeat yourself. © V4C Young at heart, slightly older in other places! © V4C Funny Birthday Quotes and Sayings Don't think of yourself as getting older . . . You are, of course, but it's best not to think of it! Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs. ** Happy birthday to a person who is smart, good looking, and funny and reminds me a lot of myself. **We know we're getting old when the only thing we want for our birthday is not to be reminded of it. **Happy Birthday on your very special day, I hope that you don't die before you eat your cake. ** I'm at an age when my back goes out more than I do. ** Youth would be an ideal state if it came a little later in life.Herbert Asquith Quotes for Birthday I'm sixty years of age. That's 16 Celsius.George Carlin, Brain Droppings, 1997 ** We know we're getting old when the only thing we want for our birthday is not to be reminded of it.Unknown ** Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children.George Bernard Shaw Quotes for Birthday
Here are the categories of Quotes for BirthdayBirthday Card Messages When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it happened or not. ** When I was born I was so surprised I didn’t talk for a year and a half. ** A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman’s birthday but never remembers her age. ** After 30, a body has a mind of its own. ** Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that people who have the most live the longest! ** You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely.Ogden Nash ** Middle age is the time when a man is always thinking that in a week or two he will feel as good as ever.Don Marquis ** Because time itself is like a spiral, something special happens on your birthday each year: The same energy that God invested in you at birth is present once again.Menachem Mendel Schneerson ** They say that age is all in your mind. The trick is keeping it from creeping down into your body.Unknown ** It is true that I was born in Iowa, but I can’t speak for my twin sister. ** Youth is a disease from which we all recover.Dorothy Fulheim ** There is still no cure for the common birthday.John Glenn ** Men are like wine: some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age. ** You're not 40, you're eighteen with 22 years experience.Anon ** Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other never forgets them. ** If we could be twice young and twice old we could correct all our mistakes. ** Happy Birthday, you're not getting older you're just a little closer to death. ** Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional. ** Better to be over the hill than buried under it. ** You always have such fun birthdays; you should have one every year. ** So many candles... so little cake. ** These sentiments and phrases relating to family and friends are free for you to use in greeting cards, on scrapbooking pages, in speeches, on gift tags etc for non commercial purposes. Please call again. Why not bookmark this website for quotes you might need on other occasions. Meantime here's a link to Return to homepage from Quotes for Birthday
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