Funny Birthday Sayings

Funny Birthday Sayings has for your free non commercial use messages on the subject of birthdays that are amusing, hilarious even










Inside every older person is a younger person – wondering what the hell happened.

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Enjoy this brief interval between birth and deathParticularly todayHappy Birthday

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Live as long as you may. The first twenty years are the longest half of your life.

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Time and Tide wait for no man, but time always stands still for a woman of thirty.

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For all the advances in medicine, there is still no cure for the common birthday.

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Better to be over the hill than buried under it.

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Look on the bright side.In dog years, you'd be dead.

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When you are young, you think about dates, when you are old, you think about prunes!

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When I turned two I was really anxious, because I’d doubled my age in a year. I thought, if this keeps up, by the time I’m five I’ll be 64.

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Why is a birthday cake the only food you can blow on and spit on and everybody rushes to get a piece?

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Smart, brilliant, beautiful, charismatic, all these qualities God has given me and that is why I gift myself to you on this occasion of your birthday. Just kidding, Happy Birthday.

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I have been 25 since I was 25

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Age is a number and mine is unlisted.

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When I was born I was so surprised I didn’t talk for a year and a half.

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It is true that I was born in Iowa, but I can’t speak for my twin sister.

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Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.

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A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman’s birthday but never remembers her age.

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Men are like wine: some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.

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