50th Birthday Sayings
50th Birthday Sayings
Happy 20th anniversary of your 30th birthday!
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Don’t worry about avoiding temptation. From now, it will avoid you.
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There are numerous advantages to being fifty. Just ask any 80 year old.
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Now that you're 50, if it hasn't already happened, trust me it will. Your ears WILL become hairier than your head.
And on that thought, Happy Birthday
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50th Birthday Sayings
Of late you appear to have reached that stage
When people who look old are only your age.
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Men are like wine: some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.
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50th Birthday Sayings
You’re a classic, you only get better with age!
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Now that you're 50 may I ask. Have you yet started to wear black socks with sandals?
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A man ninety years old was asked to what he attributed his longevity. I reckon, he said, with a twinkle in his eye, it’s because most nights I went to bed and slept when I should have sat up and worried.Happy 50th and look forward to at least 40 years more if you sleep rather than worry
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Happy 50th Birthday and let me warn you. It's only a matter of time before you take a metal detector to the beach.
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It's your 50th birthday after all so do make the effort today on this issue. You do not have to try to hold your stomach in, when someone walks into the room.
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50th Birthday Sayings
On your 50th birthday I do hope it hasn't already started.
People call at 9 p.m. and ask, "Did I wake you?"
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As a trendy all your life let me break this to you gently, on this your 50th anniversary on this planet.
Any time soon you will find yourself singing along with the elevator music.
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Live out of your imagination instead of out of your memory.
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You can only perceive real beauty in a person as they get older.
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When you are younger you are blamed for crimes you never committed, and when you're older you get credit for virtues you never possessed. It evens itself out.
I. F. Stone
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50th Birthday Sayings
It's now the time to pass on Lucille Ball's view that the secret to staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.
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You're at the age when your back will go out more than you do.
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I expect that, at 50, inside you now is a younger person – wondering what the hell happened.
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Life begins at 40 - as well as fallen arches, rheumatism, sight and hearing loss
And telling the same story three or four times a night.
Happy Birthday and remember that life begins at 40
As well as failing memory, joints, hearing and sight
Oh, and Happy Birthday
You’re fort...no, no, you're fifty aren’t you?
Oh well, you'll know that already
Jon Bratton 2012
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Middle age: Later than you think, and sooner than you expected.Happy 50th
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“It is a rare and difficult attainment to grow old gracefully and happily”
Some wise person once said
I say you’ve had 50 years out of 100
So you’re only half dead
Therefore party hearty
Happy 40th, good buddy
Jon Bratton 2012
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You have now reached the big Five-0
Time to be an altogether different kind
Cantankerous, Outspoken and Outrageous
Spring readily to mind
In whichever way
Enjoy your 50th birthday
Jon Bratton 2012
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I think when the full horror of being fifty hits you, you should stay home and have a good cry.
Happy? (am I kidding) Birthday
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