Birthday Card Messages
Birthday Card Messages
You can still do everything now that you did at 20, but now subject to your doctor's permission.
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Your thoughtfulness
and kindness
have oft been a source of
encouragement and inspiration
Happy Birthday my very dear friend

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The secret of staying young is to live honestly and eat slowly.
Oh yes, and most importantly, lie about your age.
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Wishing you a year filled with the same joy you bring to others
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Hi ho, Hi ho, it's over the hill you go!
See you on the other side...of the hill
Happy Birthday, fellow over-the-hiller
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Happy (XXth) anniversary of your 21st Birthday.
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At your age now, if it doesn't hurt, it probably doesn't work.
Somebody less thoughtful than me might today say that to you
But I wouldn't
Even if true
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Like a fine wine, you improve each year.
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Candles, cake, and presents too
Best wishes to the Birthday Boy (Girl)...that's you
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May this year be your best ever.
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Birthday Card Messages
For all the advances in medicine, there is still no cure for the common birthday.
So have an uncommonly great one
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You have everything now you had twenty years ago — except now, I'm guessing, based on my personal experience it’s all lower, more creased, more floppy, less efficient, hairier.
Oh but, your experience, judgement, philosophical outlook and wisdom are flourishing
Your birthday...a day for rejoicing
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May your life
be filled with
wonderful memories,
beautiful dreams
and happiness
all throughout this your (XXth) year on this flawed but wonderful planet
Happy Birthday
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You're not (XX); you're eighteen with (YY) years of experience.
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A true friend remembers your (43rd) birthday, but not your age...
...Doh!!
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Forget about the past, you can't change it.
Forget about the future, you can't predict it.
Forget about the present, I didn't get you one.
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On your birthday, let me wish you plenty of joy,
I know you're too old, but I still bought you a toy
If you look outside you'll see a brand new Range Rover
And you're back in the room, dream over
Jon Bratton 2012
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Birthday Card Messages
Both are aged to perfection,
You, and a fine Bordeaux.
Both are full bodied
Both are best enjoyed slow
Happy Birthday, my love
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Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most, live the longest.
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Your wild oats may have turned to porridge oats.
But you're still the one I like to share my breakfast with
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If all the Birthday wishes
You’re sent today come true
You’ll have a year which overflows
With happiness for you
Birthday Card Messages
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Happy Birthday to
the best friend in the world.
You have given me many things
, the most important being
the gift of your friendship.
Once more, Happy Birthday, dear friend
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Best birthday advice:Telling a lie about your age Is something you should never doExcept, of course, in an absolute emergency, Like somebody asking "How old are you?"
Jon Bratton 2012
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The day you were born is a daily celebration.
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Caution! (XX) year old, cleverly disguised as an adult.
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Being perfect isn't very interesting.
On the other hand, there's you.
Happy Birthday you
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You only have one birthday a year - so party hearty!
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To get over my overly stark honesty
I really am trying
Anyway, it's your birthday and you're not older.
You're just another year closer to dying!
Jon Bratton 2012
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You're older today than yesterday but younger than tomorrow,
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I appreciate the difference
your friendship has
made in my life.
Happy Birthday
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May your heart be filled always
with the joys of simple things.
T
his…and more…
is my Birthday wish for you.
Happy Birthday
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I think you might be pushing your philosophy
Of never telling yourself lies
When all you do is walk up the stairs
And you call that exercise.
Happy Birthday
Jon Bratton 2012
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Happy Birthday
from the heart
That’s the very place
all good wishes start
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It is often said that With Age Comes Wisdom and you're One Of The Wisest People I Know!
But then again Wisdom doesn't necessarily come with age. Sometimes age just shows up all by itself.
Which is more appropriate to you? You decide
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Just like fine wine, you grow better with the years! Happy Birthday!
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Another birthday huh? Are you getting the idea that maybe your stuff may have strutted off without you
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Wishing you a year filled with the same joy you bring to others
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May today be filled with sunshine and smiles, laughter and love
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Today, be aware of how you are spending your 1,440 beautiful moments, and spend them wisely... and since today is just the first day of another 365-day journey around the sun, enjoy the trip.
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First you forget names; then you forget faces; then you forget to zip up your fly; and then you forget to unzip your fly. Exactly how far along the process are you? Happy Birthday, Whatsyerface
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Over the Hill! Be sure to enjoy this year as much as possible, because next year when another birthday comes, you'll be better and older than ever!!!
Amazing Birthday Card Messages, Phrases
Can't remember how old you are
Or how long since you danced a jig
I'm no good with big numbers
And oh boy, your age number is big
Jon Bratton 2010
Amazing Birthday Messages, Phrases
Happy Birthday to you, you live in a zoo, you smell like a monkey, and you look like one too
Amazing Birthday Messages
Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act.
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With every birthday you seem
To grow more beautiful by the day, I just don't wear my glasses
It helps the process along its way
Jon Bratton 2008
Awesome Birthday Card Messages, Phrases
There are three hundred and sixty-four days when you might get un-birthday presents ...
..and only one for birthday presents, you know.
Its a glood plan but not
If you want to keep your age low
Jon Bratton 2009
Based on a quote by Lewis Carroll
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Don’t worry about avoiding temptation.
We all grow older, it's true
And you've reached the age
When it will definitely now avoid you.
Jon Bratton 2012
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Old age isn’t so bad when you consider the alternative.
Short Birthday Messages
We know we're getting old when the only thing we want for our birthday is not to be reminded of it.
Cute Birthday Messages
At twenty years of age, the will reigns; at thirty, the wit; and at forty, the judgement. Benjamin Franklin,
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Cheers to the nations biggest secret, your true age. Happy birthday
Free Birthday Card Messages
Health food is good
But ain't there always an 'and yet'
At your age, what you need
Are all the preservatives you can get
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May you live to be a hundred and may the last voice you hear be mine. (originally said by Frank Sinatra)
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As William Shakespeare might have said of you
Have you not a moist eye, a dry hand, a yellow cheek, a white beard, a decreasing leg, an increasing belly? Is not your voice broken, your wind short, your chin double, your wit single, and every part about you blasted with antiquity?
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"There are three hundred and sixty-four days when you might get un-birthday presents and only one for birthday presents, you know." This Lewis Carroll quotation is invaluable and is my birthday present to you
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