Wedding Sayings

Dearly Beloved, funny Wedding Sayings are gathered together here, just for you. This web page is not to be entered into unadvisedly or lightly – but reverently, discreetly, advisedly and solemnly. If any person can show just cause why these sayings may not be used for free non commercial use let them speak now or forever hold their peace.

Marriage is the union of husband and wife in heart, body and mind. It is intended for their mutual joy – and for the help and comfort given on another in prosperity and adversity. But more importantly – it is a means through which a stable and loving environment may be attained.

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Being joined together in holy padlock is an honorable institution... but it's an institution all the same.

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It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

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Life is a bitch, and then you marry one

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Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same
Oscar Wilde

Wedding Sayings

May you grow to both understand and respect each other as the years go by. Have a happy married life.

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She knows all about me and loves me just the same.

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Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invariably they are both disappointed.

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Marriages are made in heaven. But so again, are thunder and lightning

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Wishing you many years of joy and happiness.

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Marriage is like Boxing. In the beginning they shake hands, but…

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If nothing last forever, will you be my nothing?

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We wish you a wonderful beginning, and love lasting a lifetime.

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Have a long and happy life together. Indeed, may you both dance at the weddings of your grandchildren

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Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it's not so hot

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Our heartfelt congratulations to the beautiful bride and the proud groom.

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