Funny Birthday Messages

Welcome to Funny Birthday Messages, the web page that brings you sayings about the celebration of a birthday which are amusing and suitable for inclusion in a greeting card










Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.

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Looking fifty is great – if you’re sixty.

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If I’d known I was going to live this long, I’d have taken better care of myself.

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As long as there are birthday gifts, I don’t mind celebrating my birthdays everyday

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Your birthday is a special time to celebrate the gift of 'you' to the world

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The day which we fear as our last is but the birthday of eternityThere's a comforting thought on your (60th) birthday

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We turn not older with years, but newer every day. Emily Dickinson

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Happy Birthday, you're not getting older you're just a little closer to death.

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Birthdays are like buses, never the number you want.

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Birthdays are like boogers, the more you have the harder it is to breathe.

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A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.

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Money's tight
Times are hard
Here's you friggin birthday card

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Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.

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You are only as old as you act.

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So many candles... so little cake.

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Like many women my age, I am 28 years old.

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