Wedding Poems
Wedding Poems
Yes, I'll Marry You
Yes, I'll marry you, my dear,
And here's the reason why;
So I can push you out of bed
When the baby starts to cry,
And if we hear a knocking
And it's creepy and it's late,
I hand you the torch you see,
And you investigate.
Yes I'll marry you, my dear,
You may not apprehend it,
But when the tumble-drier goes
It's you that has to mend it,
You have to face the neighbour
Should our labrador attack him,
And if a drunkard fondles me
It's you that has to whack him.
Yes, I'll marry you,
You're virile and you're lean,
My house is like a pigsty
You can help to keep it clean.
That sexy little dinner
Which you served by candlelight,
As I do chipolatas,
You can cook it every night!
It's you who has to work the drill
and put up curtain track,
And when I've got PMT it's you who gets the flak,
I do see great advantages,
But none of them for you,
And so before you see the light,
I do, I do, I do!
Pam Ayres
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This page brings you free, short, funny, inspirational marriage poems. Most, not all, are about marriage and are suitable perhaps for use in speeches, rather than for congratulations cards
wedding verses for cards
A good marriage must be created.
In the marriage the little things are the big things.
It is never being too old to hold hands.
It is remembering to say 'I love you' at least once a day.
It is never going to sleep angry.
It is having a mutual sense of values and common objectives.
It is standing together and facing the world.....
It is forming a circle of love that gathers in the whole family.
It is speaking words of appreciation and demonstrating gratitude in thoughtful ways.
It is having the capacity to forgive and forget.
It is giving each other an atmosphere in which each can grow.
It is a common search for the good and the beautiful.
It is not only marrying the right person.
It is being the right partner.
Wilfred A. Peterson.
Wedding Rhymes
Reprise
Geniuses of countless nations
Have told their love for generations
Till all their memorable phrases
Are common as goldenrod or daisies.
Their girls have glimmered like the moon,
Or shimmered like a summer moon,
Stood like a lily, fled like a fawn,
Now the sunset, now the dawn,
Here the princess in the tower
There the sweet forbidden flower.
Darling, when I look at you
Every aged phrase is new,
And there are moments when it seems
I've married one of Shakespeare's dreams.
Ogden Nash (1902-1971)
Wedding Poems
To Keep Your Marriage Brimming
To keep your marriage brimming,
With love in the loving cup,
Whenever you're wrong admit it;
Whenever you're right shut up.
Ogden Nash (1902-1971)
Wedding Poems
If you are a Crafter or Private Individual you are free to use these poems and wordings, without asking permission... These marriage poems are also free to Card Makers who sell cards on a semi commercial basis (i.e. sales of not more than 50 cards per week) but note copyright law applies to * the body of work in parts and as a whole * individual verses, poems so far as commercial companies are concerned
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Give your hearts, but not into each other's keeping.
For only the hand of Life can contain your hearts.
And stand together yet not too near together:
For the pillars of the temple stand apart,
And the oak tree and the cypress grow not in each other's shadow.
Khalil Gibran
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Poem From Bride to Groom
(Jeremy) have a lovely day
As you enter Paradise
Look out for the girl in the big white frock
You'll find her very nice
Take your place by her side
Squeeze her hand with a loving touch
Say "I do" and she will too
For she loves you very much
She knows that you love her too
And that you'll always be her rock
This card, it comes with the fondest love
From the girl in the big white frock
Jon Bratton c 2005
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These are Wedding Verses Poems which can be used for congratulations and well wishing, some are serious, inspirational, some humorous and funny, some Christian, religious from or to sister, parent, daughter, mother, son, brother, bride, groom, bridesmaid, best man, mother in law.
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