Poem for Birthday Milestone

Poem for Birthday Milestone
Surprise, Surprise (Lesley)
As you see, I'm a Norwegian hock of ham
I've come to say Happy Birthday
I'm your special kissogram

That poncey (Steve Davis)
Might be more to your liking
But that's because you've never had
A brawny randy viking

Now stop it, don't get excited
You know I'd like some more
But I must save myself for pillaging
At the (womens' underwear) shop next door

This page has a birthday kissogram surprise for a refined lady, who was going about her business in a shop on her 40th birthday. Organized by her husband, a very large gentleman of Norse extraction rushed in and accosted her in the nicest possible way and regaled her with a set of humorous saucy verses, written by yours truly. To entertain you all today I thought perhaps I'd sing But I've settled for a birthday raping Coz that's a Viking's favorite thing Well, when I said raping I admit I sort of lied It'll be more of a birthday gang bang Coz me lads are all outside Just how many lads are out there Now I don't want you to quake But here's a clue, it's equal to The candles on your cake <script type="text/javascript">  </script> 40 randy viking All eager to be naughty Well you know that they say (Lesley) Life begins at 40 Right lads, I've got her Get ready to do your thing I think I should warn you She's a frisky little thing Jon Bratton 1988 ©V4C This is just one of many ideas. Of course a kissogram could be ordered from a commercial company but by getting a friend to play the role you get to write personalized verses <a href="/40th-birthday-poem-kissogram.html" onclick="return FIX.track(this);">Here's another 40th Birthday Kissogram idea</a> <a href="/special-birthday-verses-poems-quotes.html" onclick="return FIX.track(this);">Want another Poem for Birthday Milestone?</a> There are 50 pages of birthday material and to see it all you might want to visit the <a href="/birthday-site-map.html" onclick="return FIX.track(this);">Birthday Hub Page (Birthday Site Map) </a> Because birthdays are the most common need for poems/verses you might want to bookmark the Birthday Site Map To make this web page as easy to read as possible I've de-cluttered the page by omitting the left hand side navigation buttons. If you fancy a right good browse round this massive site may I suggest you do it from the <a href="/" onclick="return FIX.track(this);">Homepage </a> where you'll find all the navigation buttons. Pour yourself something refreshing and browse to your heart's content <img src="/images/copyright.jpg" width="50"> V4C write for the occasion That's all from this Poem for Birthday Milestone page <div id="COMMENTING" class="fb-comment"> <h3>New! Comments</h3>Have your say about what you just read! Leave me a comment in the box below. <div class="fb-comments" data-href="/poem-for-birthday-milestone.html" data-num-posts="2" data-width="500"> </div> </div> <script src="/ssjs/socializeit.js" type="text/javascript"></script> <script type="text/javascript"> socializeit({ pack:1, domain: "www.verses4cards.co.uk", payItText: "Enjoy this page? Please pay it forward. Here's how...", szColor: "", whatIsThisUrl: "/help/whats-this.html" } ); </script> <div class="page_footer_container"> <div class="page_footer_content"> <div class="page_footer_liner"> <div class="page_footer_text"> Created for you, with care And of course a dollop of niceness Plus a pinch of pure love And that's what makes it priceless! Jon Bratton v4c </div> </div> </div> <div class="powered_by_sbi_banner"> <a href="https://www.sitesell.com/Jon1.html30.html" target="_blank"><img src="/imgs/SBI.png" border="0" alt="SBI"></a> <a href="https://www.sitesell.com/Jon1.html30.html" target="_blank">SBI!</a> </div> </div>