Poem About Cats

by May Ellis
(Bolton uk)

I breed Siamese and Oriental cats under the prefix of Mazpahs,
I also like to write poems about my cats



My Menu!!

I like to have my sardines mashed, with a little bit of rice,
You might think that’s horrible, but it’s actually quite nice.

When I ask for chicken I like to have the breast,
You can give the other nasty bits to any of the rest.

I also like a pouch or two if you mix it with fresh meat,
My Mum says it’s for good girls, an extra special treat.

And when I want something different, which I often do,
I’ll expect some fish! The special dish! That my Mum used to do!

You mix my fish with Tuna, but never with the brine!
This is a definite NO!, at this I draw the line!
A prawn or two is optional, I don’t expect too much,
But my Mum assures me they add that extra loving touch!

Ooh I also like some yogurt and just a little cheese,
I will ask you very nicely I may even say please.

A little bit of James Wellbeloved to nibble for a snack!
I hope you're paying attention? If not you’ll get a crack!

I never eat the canned stuff, no that’s not for me!
My Mum says it’s nasty, It’s not good enough for me!!

Author: May, Mazpahs Siamese