Get Well Soon

by Mallet cuse
(america)

Most Get Well Soon Poems are kinda serious but there is a place for those of the jocular variety



I know that you are ill,
but I bet you're just pretending
so that after the Mrs has gone
to get your medicine from the pharmacy
you can drink some beers
and get her off your case.
lol get well soon old chump.

Webmaster: Talking of jokey get well sentiments here's another

I have heard some excuses for bunking off work
But yours is a corker you are now king (queen) of the shirks
You need an operation as you hurt your big toe
I will remember that one next time I am feeling low
Margmax 2011


There's more of this stuff on my partner's site and I couldn't fail to recommend less that it's worth a visit...I hope I said that right
Funny Get Well Soon Verses

And finally, here's one of mine

We're sorry you're feeling poorly,
The work place is empty of your laughter
So get yourself well, cos we miss you, mate
You're a much sought after grafter