Funny Birthday Card Messages

Funny Birthday Card Messages is the place for phrases and sayings which are amusing to put in a card to a friend or family member who is celebrating a birthday










The old believe everything, the middle-aged suspect everything, the young know everything.

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You are the oldest you have ever been, but you are the youngest you will ever be again.

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Age is something that doesn’t matter, unless you are a cheese.

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Age is just a number.Best not tell anyone which one.

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Don't take life too seriously, it is not permanent

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Where we all wish to be younger, there is a saying “No wise man ever wished to be younger.”

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Time and Tide wait for no man, but time always stands still for a woman of thirty.

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To me, old age is always 20 years older than I am.

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