FEELING YOUR AGE

by SUE
(SADDLEWORTH)

A Little Ditty I Put Together For A Mate's 40th.
Comment by webmaster
As good a 'getting older' poem as I've seen in a long time. Keep' em comin' Sue

40 They Say Is Where Life Begins
The 20s And 30s Have Wained
It Wont Be Long Before You Shout
"I Wish I Was 18 Again"
The Backside Starts To Sag And Droop
The Boobs Not As Firm As Before
The Thighs Expand,The Waist Doth Spread
And You Cant Touch Your Toes Any More
But Take Heart And Look Forward To NHS Specs
False Teeth And Rickety Bones
The Migraines, Arthritis, Cystitis And Cramp
And Death Of Your Hormogenous Zones
The Onset Of Menopause Moods And Hot Flushes
Memory Loss, Incontinence, Decay
But Dont Dwell Too Long On The Problems Of Life
"Bugger It All
" And Have a Great Day" !!!