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May the road rise up to meet you
May?the wind be always at your back
May the sun shine warm upon your face
May the rain fall soft upon your field
And until we meet again
May?God hold you in the palm of his hand

( A celtic blessing?)

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All of us will miss you
And we would like to say
We hope this card brings you good luck
Each and every day

JB?? c 2004

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Departing Students

There'll be tears in your? (?Foster's)
You perfected being a slob
Now you've gone and joined the real world
And got a proper job

Oh (Johnny) mate, don't leave us
Don't forsake your age old vow
You'd perfected the art of laying about
Don't go and spoil it now

JB?? c 2004

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New Home

A house is bricks and wooden beams
A home is made of love and dreams

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Au Revoir, Adios, Arrive Dercii, Auf Wiedersehen
Cherio, goodbye, ta-ra wack
If you really, really must leave
Please return, reappear, resurface, come back

Jon Bratton?? c 2004

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Good Luck

This is a special hand-made card (Bill)
With a personal message to impart
The best of luck (in your new job)
These words come from the heart

You're great friends, going (overseas) (away)
We'll miss you very much
Our email address is ([email protected]
Please, please let's?keep in touch

Jon Bratton c 2005

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My (Our) friendship with you is special
And I (We) hope it never ends
Even though you'll be miles and miles away
Let's stay the best of friends

jon Bratton? c? 2005

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You're a very special person
Always destined to go far
I hope the nice folk of (Canada) (Australia) (New Zealand)
Know just how lucky they are

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New Job & Home

You're a very special person
Destined to go far
I hope your new workmates and neighbours
Know?how lucky they are

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When the boxes are gone
And you've cleaned up the mess
You'll make a home of the house
That was just an address

Jon Bratton c 2006

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Here's hoping very avidly
Your house move will be trouble-free
And very soon you will be
Settled very comfortably

Jon Bratton c 2004



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STUDENT LEAVING FOR FIRST JOB


There'll be tears in your Samson
Cos despite all your efforts, Rob
You've gone and joined the real world
And got a proper job

But Aberdeen's miles away
It's such a long long drive
You'll have to quit at lunchtime
To make the Fitzy's call at five

Aberdeen's near the Arctic Circle
Among it's many faults
How are you going to stagger home
After a p*** up at The Vaults

Local cricket and footy are things of the past
It's goodbye to curries now
You'll drown in sweat if we're not there
To mop your fevered brow

As an experienced Great North Runner
You'll get quite far in a day
But you'll face at least a 3 week jog
To watch the Hammers play

Oh "Cuddly Toy" don't leave us
Don't forsake your life long vow
You've perfected the art of laying about
Don't go and spoil it now

? J Bratton 1996

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RADIO SALES GIRL? GETS TOP HONOUR


Mary - Our "Call Girl"


You're Salesperson of the Year
We think you're very nice
With big boobs and short skirts
We call you Slapper Spice

You're great at getting lots of sales
You must earn a packet
But because you always witter on
We call you Hinge..or Bracket

You're always groomed immaculate
A successful client builder
But you turned up once with a curler in
That's why we call you Hilda

Hubby?David calls you Darling
Young Laura calls you Mother
Your clients call you often
They won't speak to any other

You laugh and dance real dirty
But at sales you've got the knack
We're dead jealous of your sales success
So we call you...behind your back

It's not true Mary...we love you
Please take this in fun and jest
You deserve success, and we're rooting for you
We wish you all the best


? J Bratton 1996


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BOOB OBSESSED BOSS LEAVES SUPERMARKET FOR NEW JOB

Davie Hall- breast man
Let's face it, you're obsessed
Only you could make Quicksave
Knee deep in chicken breast


But we "trust you, you're a doctor"
Seeking an Alzheimers cure
Cos if you don't write everything down
You make a boob for sure

But, so what if your mammary's bad?
As a Manager you're very fair
Indeed, if any more laid back
You'd fall off your chair

With more than your share of knockers
The Mackems mock you to bits
Just cos you're a Smoggie
Who supports?a?bunch of mediocre players

Goodbye, good luck, all the breast
This tribute's at it's end
Call yourself a Manager?
To us?you're a?bosom friend!!

Good luck Davie

? J Bratton 1996


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STUDENT LEAVING FOR FIRST JOB


So U 2 are leaving us
Another rat from the sinking ship
You'll not make it in the real world
Cos you can't get out of kip

Cycle to work? You're joking
Have you forgotten what you're like
To get to work on time you'd need
Jet propulsion on your bike

It takes you yonkers in the morning
To get your act in gear
Having downed drambuie, whisky, gin
And vast quantities of beer

They're expecting a Soprano Cellist
Who's a landfill expert too
Don't worry, if they ask us
We'll not tell 'em it's not true

They might even try to torture us
But your best pals won't cave in
That's James, Caz and Meg
Julie, Rob and Bryn


? J Bratton 1996


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RADIO GIRL GOES TO RIVAL STATION


"So we said to the horse"....



...Joan's leaving
To get some extra pay
He was taken aback...couldn't believe it
"Neigh" he said "Thrice nay"

The Disney folk think the world of you
When we phoned them to say
The man who flogs the Tom Cruise shades
Said you really made his day

The Budweiser man was delighted
That you drained so many kegs
Sneezy the dwarf sends a knowing wink
And Porky Pig adores your legs

Maureen Lipman give a?fashion tip
During our nice long talk
She thinks tweed suits and sensible brogues
Would match your Grenfell walk

Mafia Frank and Doris Day
Wish you the best with your career
And the man in the local chocolate shop
Fought back a mournful tear

Charles Harrison said "TFM" ?
That can't be a good decision
From Geordieland to the Boro
That's dropping a Division

As for us, we'll miss you Joan
Perhaps too much to bear
By Gum, we'll miss that winning smile
And your sexy underwear

Please hang this special tribute
On your new office wall with pride
We know we couldn't have insulted you more
But believe us Joan, we tried !!

All the best in your new job

? J Bratton 1996

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SCHOOL MATES GOING THEIR SEPARATE WAYS


We were an all girl double act
Like Jennifer and Dawn
While I fiddled with me instrument
You tooted on your horn

We shared the same stage and court
We shared A- level passes
We've done very well, some would say
For two daft Mackem lasses

Of course, I'm the older, wiser one
I've got a whole six days on you
We haven't always been best pals
We didn't meet till we were two

We've been just like siamese twins
They were oh such happy days
But Gemma how're you gonna cope
Now we've gone our separate ways?

May your solo act without me
Be as happy as can be
As a singing, dancing netball mate
You were Taylor- made for me


? J Bratton 1996


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