40th Birthday Sayings and Poems

40th Birthday Sayings and Poems is the page that brings you happy, funny, humorous, even hilarious, short, sweet messages and verses on the subject of celebrating the big Four-O birthday of a family member or friend. The poems have been written and kindly submitted by visitors to this website

You're not 40
You're 18, with 22 years experience

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Enjoy your 40th birthday
With as much gusto as you can musto

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Life begins at 40 - but so do fallen arches, rheumatism, faulty eyesight, and the tendency to tell a story to the same person, three or four times.

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It seems like yesterday you were a babe in my arms
With all your wonderful lovely charms
Now you're grown up and 40 today
There is only one thing to say
Happy 40th my wonderful daughter
From your mum, a thing I wouldn't alter

by Jan Jobson
Braintree, Essex, UK

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40 They Say Is Where Life Begins
The 20s And 30s Have Wained
It Wont Be Long Before You Shout
"I Wish I Was 18 Again"
The Backside Starts To Sag And Droop
The Boobs Not As Firm As Before
The Thighs Expand, The Waist Doth Spread
And You Cant Touch Your Toes Any More
But Take Heart And Look Forward To NHS Specs
False Teeth And Rickety Bones
The Migraines, Arthritis, Cystitis And Cramp
And Death Of Your Homogenous Zones
The Onset Of Menopause Moods And Hot Flushes
Memory Loss, Incontinence, Decay
But Don’t Dwell Too Long On The Problems Of Life
"Bugger It All And Have a Great Day" !!!

by Sue
Saddleworth, UK

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There are over 30 pages of birthday material and to see it all you might want to visit the
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