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We've tried to cover most common traits, for want of a better word, but if you're looking for something not covered?post on our forum?and we'll write something, provided we can use it for the benefit of all
It is intended that you can mix and match,for example pick a verse from footy fan, untidy and boozer and right there you've got a big slice of the male population (or is that just me?)
So far we have FOOTY FANS, UNTIDY, TEENAGER, BOOZER, GOING BALD, BLOKEY STUFF and GETTING OLD
FOOTY FANS
You're a loyal and devoted fan
Hardly a game is missed
As a supporter of (the Red and Whites)
You're a Sado Masochist
Jon Bratton c 1985
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Don't worry that you're over the hill
You're still bright and breezy
Despite being a (Sunderland) fan
God knows that can't be easy
JB 1985
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You tinker on your computer
When you've got time to waste
And you've been known to visit (Selhurst Park)
Well,..some folks have no taste
JB?? c 2004
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(Daniel) this is a special card
Hand made, not bought
(For a fanatic footy fan and player)
(May Man United win the league)
(Hope you have a super day)
Happy Birthday, Sport!
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There's no doubt you're a winner
Very keen on sport
But look at the team of losers
You've chosen to support
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UNTIDY
It's chaos when you're ( cooking )
You're such a messy pup
If vandals got in your ( kitchen )
They'd probably tidy up
JB? c 2004
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( Alex ) you're always busy
Run off your feet
Perhaps that's why your ( office )
Makes Steptoes Yard look neat
JB? c 2004
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TEENAGER
It takes you ages in the morning
To get your act in gear
Having downed (drambuie) (whisky) and (gin)
And vast quantities of beer
JB?? c 2004
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Your bedroom is a rubbish tip
In clutter, it's knee deep
You're always in your 'jamas
Cos you're never far from sleep
JB?? c 2004
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Your total lack of energy
Would put a sloth to shame
But I wouldn't swap you for the world
Cos I love you, all the same
JB?? c 2004
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BOOZER
Do you ( Mary ) like a drink?
Was Hitler fond of war?
Remember the ( '98 Burns Night )
You were flat out on the floor
JB? c 2004
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Remember your ( New Years Eve ) party
The thought still makes me whince
I woke up with the DTs
I've had them ever since
JB? c 2004
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You're guilty of overdrinking
I'm not talking here of Coke
You're a losing, boozing waster
My kind of bloke
JB? c 2004
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There's more to you than ( flirting/shopping/ DIYing/trainspotting/golfing/card making )
As anyone can tell
Based on the booze you put away
You're an alcoholic as well
JB? c 2004
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After a night at the ( Black Horse )
Having a right good sup
I can't understand you
Your? mords are all wixed up
JB? c 2004
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I'm not saying that you (Jim)
Are never out the pub
Sometimes you go to the off-licence
Or the (Boilermakers) Club
JB? c2004
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(Jimmy) you're a (Great Grandad)
You should be a nice quiet bloke
Not knocking back the pints of ale
And (Bacardi Rum) and coke?
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But what to get you for your birthday
Well, since you're a drinking nut
We considered a nice new liver
But the butcher's shop was shut
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The Lads Prayer
Our beer
Which art in barrels
Hallowed be thy drink
Thy will be drunk
At home, as it is in the pub
Forgive us our daily spillage
As we forgive those who spill beer on us
Lead us not into wine tasting
And deliver us from alcopops
For ours is the bitter
The spirits and the lager
Forever and ever
Barmen
From a commercial card so use only on own cards
(not those being sold)
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My Way
And now the end is near
You'll get 12 pints of ale in??
With the vodkas you have supped
Someone should fetch a pail in
You'll sup a few more ales
Then stagger off along the highway
Even (Georgie Best)
Couldn't?drink your way
Labatts, you've had a few
But then again too few to mention
As you well know, fags and ale
Beat Vallium for easing tension
You like to sing, you like to dance
Some would say not in a shy way
But more, you'll want some more
Cos this is Friday
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GOING BALD
Some say you're thinning
But that's hardly fair
You're not?folically challenged
You've just outgrown your hair
J
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BLOKEY STUFF
You're a man behaving badly
You really play the part
But for all your macho image
You're just a kid at heart
You're a blokish lad who's very vain
You go through life like it's a game
You're a waste of space and such a pain
But?( we ) love you , all the same
JB c 2004
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You're a losing, boozing waster
But this we'd like to say
You're loved so much-we wouldn't
Have you any other way
JB? c 2004
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Lots of folk have 40 winks
That's a natural response
You do that and read the paper
While watching telly, all at once
JB?? c 2004
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GETTING OLD
Slow down, Action Man
You're getting old, after all
It's time for you to invest in a pipe
Some slippers and a shawl
J
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You've had a very full life
And come a long way
Enjoy some ale at (The Black Horse)
On this your special day
J
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(Dad) you're very...very old
But look good all the same
Who cares if your hair is going grey
And you'll suit a Zimmer frame
J
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You know that you're now getting old
Face it (Bill) it's true
Your belt won't buckle any more
But your knees most certainly do
J
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We've been friends since we were young
We're now getting old, and how
That fire we had is still within us
We just call it heartburn now
J
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Happy birthday (Trevor)
You've reached the big Five-O
It's no wonder that you sleep a lot
As the years begin to show
J
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